rapist salandit (nintendo and etc) created by not a furfag
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And just like that, this comic ends not with a bang (A sexual one), but a whimper (Not a sexual one).

Well that's it everyone, you're never gonna see more from this cast of characters EVER again, don't care if you think the end of the comic is sequel bait, there is no baiting, there is only taking the hook and being reeled in onto my metaphorical boat so I can gobble you up like a nice fishy delicacy. Speaking of fishy delicacies, looks like we're never get a good ending on that brionne that happens to be comatosed. (Comatosed Brionne? She's the only pokemon here I couldn't think up a name for (And yes the Nidoqueen has a name, it's Tattletail Nidoqueen.) I guess she was Sea World Brionne for a bit so maybe that's her name? (But I don't really like it all too much (Too many syllables (Despite the fact that Tattletail Nidoqueen has a total of 6 syllables)))) I guess there's even more things to wonder about, like why don't any of them wear protective gear despite the fact that there's a dude named rapist Salandit just wandering around? Man I dunno. Maybe they have an honor system of just being able to let their junk hang loose and nobody gets weird about it. But of course rapist Salandit has to ruin that little bit of harmony this place has. I'm glad this Salandit got a terrible fucking ending of cleaning up after a lawyer's messes. I hope she doesn't even run water over the dishes when she puts them in the sink. You know if there ever was a sequel to this I think that'd be a pretty cool set up to make this Salandit's life even more of a living hell.
Hmmm...might have to reconsider the no sequel bit.

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  • Here’s my wild prediction for what goes down in a possible sequel: brionne comes back, but she’s brainwashed like the winter soldier.

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  • The artist has “Paradise Lost”ed their comic. They despise the salandit, and yet he’s a very well written character that i can’t help but cheer for. Not for the fact he’s a rapist of course, but that he finds a good ending that involves little rape

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  • ...why do you even drink energy drinks, sleep is wonderful and great, even if you are jobless.
    ...hang on, did he get erect from an act of kindness?

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  • Salandit being good at chemistry? Well, seeing as how it uses fire, poison and aphrodisiac pheromones it adds up honestly.

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  • xatuish123 said:
    ...why do you even drink energy drinks, sleep is wonderful and great, even if you are jobless.
    ...hang on, did he get erect from an act of kindness?

    1. To give you energy/feel exited and to make you more awake. She may be overworked and/or use it be more concentrated at work

    2. He’s thinking he might get laid

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  • xatuish123 said:
    ...why do you even drink energy drinks, sleep is wonderful and great, even if you are jobless.
    ...hang on, did he get erect from an act of kindness?

    Explosions do it for some people. Dropping a big artillery barrage on a city block and successfully flying a helicopter through it does it for others.
    Dang, Mercenaries was a fun game....The second one wasn't as good as the first one but it could still be a ton of fun, too.

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  • chaos_salamander said:
    The artist has “Paradise Lost”ed their comic. They despise the salandit, and yet he’s a very well written character that i can’t help but cheer for. Not for the fact he’s a rapist of course, but that he finds a good ending that involves little rape

    I guess you can. The artist regrets nothing then?

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  • I'm really surprised the ending wasn't him realizing he could fuck his comatose girlfriend for eternity.

    Wait what the fuck are the circumstances of my life that led to me typing that sentence?

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  • xatuish123 said:
    ...why do you even drink energy drinks, sleep is wonderful and great, even if you are jobless.
    ...hang on, did he get erect from an act of kindness?

    His dick is just on a five minute timer. It goes up like clockwork no matter what's happening.

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  • hjfib12 said:
    Not even good jerk off material but made me laugh like a mother fucker

    "Wait you guys were getting to jerk off? I was just reading for the fucked up plot and the commentary?"

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  • mrblueguy said:
    Here’s my wild prediction for what goes down in a possible sequel: brionne comes back, but she’s brainwashed like the winter soldier.

    And Salandit fucks her out of it, genius. someone give this man a P.H.D in literature

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