Hah! Yes! xD

annnndddd I don't get it. I know what a oompa-loompa is but that is....

"you must fill the turtles anus with umpaloompa blood"
-sentance from random "the fuck did i just read" picture

"Take me to them so that the deed may be done."

mcepicflail1221 said:
but doesn't willy wonka kill al of the children in the end

Nope.

Jacob said:
Nope.

Not ALL of them, just most. He leaves one of them alive to tell all the other little shits in his town the tale of what happened.

mcepicflail1221 said:
but doesn't willy wonka kill al of the children in the end

No. One gets removed from the marshmallow thing, one gets removed from the furnace, one gets dejuiced after chewing experimental gum, one gets sent to be returned to normal size after being shrunk, and one is told that when the time is right, he could be Willy Wonka's successor. Of course, I'm speaking of the 1971 version. Don't know anything about the version with Johnny Depp.

Furzade said:
Not ALL of them, just most. He leaves one of them alive to tell all the other little shits in his town the tale of what happened.

Please, tell me what the hell you're smoking. So I know to avoid it. Don't want anything to do with shit that makes you that dumb. The Gene Wilder movie explicitly states with each child that's taken away, that they're being taken so they can be fixed up and sent on their way without any winnings, NOT killed. The book and the Depp movie both have a scene toward the end (though it may have been a deleted scene in the movie, I don't recall for sure) where Charlie watches the other children and their parents leaving the factory all at once. The kids have all been physically altered in some way-many of them ones that are improbable when it comes to real life-but they're all still very much alive.

An oldie but a goodie.