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Of these, I believe only the Eggplant, Bottle and Dick are actually achievable without much repercussion, traffic cone perhaps if your ass is fucked up due to so much wear
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Kloieza
MemberAnal
Pansol
MemberI guess the graphics card wasn't enough.
wrongdong
MemberOBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE
MintCoffee
MemberThis appears to be an artistic representation of every time someone has been told to "shove it up their ass" while holding miscellaneous items.
Keon
MemberOkay...
...
What?
Apoapsis
MemberStill needs to take SLI'd 3090's, complete with the NVLink bridge. Nothing shows dominance like 960 Watts of pure power shoved up one's ass.
Runic Shield
BlockedGod damn I think I'm in love
foofyscoop
MemberTHINGS I'VE SHOVE UP MY ASS; PYLON, STIFF COCK, WINE BOTTLE, BASKETBALL, WATERMELON, BASEBALL BATS, MILK JUG, EGGPLANT, SODAS
UserForLoss
MemberShe's no Nala....So until there's a copperajah involved, this isn't anything special.
1w4nt
MemberAt least she's actually being penetrated with something
Varker
Memberdoubt it's strong enough to break the glass, should be more concerned with that open soda can that can easily bend into pointy angles
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erfelessuperriku
MemberOf these, I believe only the Eggplant, Bottle and Dick are actually achievable without much repercussion, traffic cone perhaps if your ass is fucked up due to so much wear
ArcadeKnight
MemberWoah, Kazzy is putting those objects to good use!
letsgoer
Memberehhh, would have been a cute image if it wasn't for the extreme oversize of the objects.
SpikePillow
MemberAm I the only one bothered by the placement of the handle on that milk jug?
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