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  • jdt42 said:
    So, since that is an anthro dragon, what you're saying is that fucking anthros IS bestiality? :3c

    You did get the actual joke, right? .....right?

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  • JMay said:
    Not very anthro. Semi-human eyes alone are not enough to make the concept of that knight and that dragon fucking not zoophilia.

    It amazes me the kind of mental hurdles furries will leap over to distance themselves from bestiality. They are not the same thing, but they are close enough you'd think it wouldn't bother anyone.

    I don't think the idea of of a sentient, self-aware being that can explicitly consent regardless of body shape is a mental hurdle.

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  • Lyaso said:
    You did get the actual joke, right? .....right?

    Yes, the joke under the bold "BESTIALITY" was a snip at the woman, or alternatively that bestiality is the superior alternative to fucking her.

    JMay seems to get it.

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  • dekion said:
    Zoophilia != bestiality. Even if one can come with the other.

    The distinction is not relevant in this case. Zoophilia is the attraction, bestiality is the act. I used the word zoophilia simply because it was more grammatically appropriate.

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  • Muttzilla said:
    lol glad you fuzzies like it I knew it would make someones day it's getting rave reviews on my fb page too! :P

    That's always good to hear, I laughed when I saw this. I fav'd the original a long time ago. :D

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  • JMay said:
    Not very anthro. Semi-human eyes alone are not enough to make the concept of that knight and that dragon fucking not zoophilia.

    It amazes me the kind of mental hurdles furries will leap over to distance themselves from bestiality. They are not the same thing, but they are close enough you'd think it wouldn't bother anyone.

    You seem to understand. Humanity may have hope when porn watchers get more intelligent than the normal populace.

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  • Epic Classic, had to Laugh! :D Cheers mate!

    JMay said:
    The distinction is not relevant in this case. Zoophilia is the attraction, bestiality is the act. I used the word zoophilia simply because it was more grammatically appropriate.

    Oh, And what site are you on again? (lot qouting others ect) stop whinging and enjoy the Furry animal pics!

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  • JMay said:
    You are speaking as though anthro characters actually exist and that you can really have sex with them. I'm saying that many furries, though not necessarily all or even most, are probably zoophiles who are just afraid to admit it.

    Not admitting it is one thing, but the real problem are those wannabe moral furfags that go on rambling on how bad Bestiality is before switchting back to their diaper scat inflation fox porn. Live and let live, Jesus Christ...

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  • e621 isn't exactly a very appropriate place for demotivationposter-likes, but as a rare and appropriate occasion this one is good.

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  • snowie said:
    Epic Classic, had to Laugh! :D Cheers mate! Oh, And what site are you on again? (lot qouting others ect) stop whinging and enjoy the Furry animal pics!

    I think you quoted the wrong person. I'm not whining about anything.

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  • I wonder if the human female was that much of a bicth that the knight saved the dragon from her...or...maby he got tired of human pussy and wanted to try something new

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  • Children, It's a bestiality joke on a porn site. Is it REALLY worth starting a debate over? And stop all your whining. -.-'

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  • My god you guys are so stupid!
    Take a joke god damn it, ima scalie and laughed at this. Jeez chill out and appreciated the witty humor!!

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  • Deathcrush said:
    How the fuck comes the term bestiality or FUCKING ZOOPHILIA along dragons, HUH? Seriously? Please do fuck yourself in your shameful, halfwitted furry ass.

    because having sex with ANY feral animal is considered bestiality. If you had a brain you would know that fact and you would understand why EVERYONE thinks you're a complete and total retard.

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  • Muttzilla said:
    because having sex with ANY feral animal is considered bestiality. If you had a brain you would know that fact and you would understand why EVERYONE thinks you're a complete and total retard.

    Who was talking about animals, fool? The only animal here I see is you. You have not the dignity to realize stupidity, don't try to go child's talk on me, don't try to justify yourself. You are not able to.
    I will stop being a dick to people when they stop being dicks generally. I think it's a fair deal. Don't you think?

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  • Deathcrush said:
    Who was talking about animals, fool? The only animal here I see is you. You have not the dignity to realize stupidity, don't try to go child's talk on me, don't try to justify yourself. You are not able to.
    I will stop being a dick to people when they stop being dicks generally. I think it's a fair deal. Don't you think?

    Oooh the hypocracy, Leave it to a retard to confuse sheer stupidity with intelligence. Go back to watching spongebob boy you're way out of your league here and i'm pretty sure it's way past your bed time.

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  • It was a hard choice, but the smart choice. Getting eaten by a dragon seemed easier then getting chewed out by some spoiled princess

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  • alternative text could be

    "and thus....people realised the need for see through visors..."

    lol sounded better in my head XD but yeah love the original and the text here haaha

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  • ippiki_ookami said: Ok people, new game. Next user to continue this pointless and juvenile argument gets a ban :D Sound like fun?

    Oh! That sounds like fun! My turn! My turn!!

    *inhales*

    SAVE THE DRAGONESS FROM THE PRINCESS!!

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  • "Yeah, that princess was gonna ruin the land anyways, what with the nagging and all."
    "So, what about the dragon?"
    "Um, yeah, let's not talk about that."

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  • I think the funniest part is the misspelling that not a single person in the comments of the earlier argument got right. It says BESTiality on the poster, and assuming that it isn't a typo, it's because the dragon is the best choice. And then everyone else continued using that misspelling instead of BEASTiality which is the proper way to say it. If you read over all of the comments with that thought in mind. It becomes a bamillion times funnier.

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  • onilink0 said:
    /extremely wrong stuff

    It's spelt "bestiality".

    Don't talk about shit you don't know.

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  • Sofi said:
    It's spelt "bestiality".

    Don't talk about shit you don't know.

    Alright, I was wrong on the spelling. No need to be an asshole about it. Common sense would go against bestiality being the correct spelling. The English language is fucking retarded.

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  • onilink0 said:
    Alright, I was wrong on the spelling. No need to be an asshole about it. Common sense would go against bestiality being the correct spelling. The English language is fucking retarded.

    It takes a big person to admit they're wrong. You've earned my respect.

    And yes, I am an asshole, I apologize for that.

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  • Sofi said:
    It takes a big person to admit they're wrong. You've earned my respect.

    And yes, I am an asshole, I apologize for that.

    AWWWW You guys are acting so mature! :D You guys make me so happy some times. Also funny stuff :D

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  • ManintheArmor said:
    Screw the princess, rescue the dragon!

    You mean screw the dragon, leave the princess?

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  • leoleosuper said:
    You mean screw the dragon, leave the princess?

    I see what you did there.... And yes of course!

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  • dekion said:
    Zoophilia != bestiality. Even if one can come with the other.

    I like how you used "!="

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  • 5neldar said:
    ...Dammit I said slay the Dragon , not lay it .

    There is in fact a comic called 'the dragon layer'.

    Not kidding.

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  • ForgottenRion said:
    I wonder what having a dragon mate would be like...

    I am trying tro write a story with that and I am here... researching... is e6 a good reference for high and low quality porn?

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  • argentinianfurry said:
    Mario must learn from that knight guy.

    But Bowser is evidently male. And Mario is rather traditionalist - who would save the same princess dozens of times?

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  • Who ups demotivators?They just unskillful attempts at public messages, nothing to do with art (which they steal without permission)

    Even title is wrong, bestiality by definition supposes non-sentient, feral subject
    SUbtitle is goodenough though

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  • empathyheart said:
    I am trying tro write a story with that and I am here... researching... is e6 a good reference for high and low quality porn?

    I do Pokemon lemons and this site is my main influence.

    So, yes.

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  • This knight has the right idea. The princess is just going to get kidnapped again anyways so why not just steal the dragon instead?

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  • FrostedScales said:
    that princess looked like a bitch anyway. *highfive*

    *highfives back* what I've seen in alot of anime and movies the princess are really annoying, hot, but annoying. :/

    empathyheart said:
    I am trying tro write a story with that and I am here... researching... is e6 a good reference for high and low quality porn?

    Yes it is also you could check hentai spots for more ideas like "hitomi.la" they have a lot in different languages. Also I intrested in your story if it's done where can i find it?

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  • Well, why not save both?
    Drop this What's-Her-Face princess in castle to complete quest from What's-His-Face king, and be on your merry, merry, merry way with dragoness?
    A win-win don't you think :D

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  • *meets Aya then later Edward in infinite undiscovery* ... *instantly remembers this pic*

    i swear by all that is unmerciful...you two people have got to be THE most unlikable RPG characters EVER! sure the plot is epic lvls of cringe worthiness but these 2 alone are flat out B.A.D. BAD! it makes me want to weep for poor Capell having to just be around these 2 all the time.

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  • In the long run... the Dragon is the best choice.

    It's the fire breathing dragon that's predictable. Or the princess that will at some point turn incredibly passive aggressive and unpredictable.

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  • Bloodscale said:
    Not admitting it is one thing, but the real problem are those wannabe moral furfags that go on rambling on how bad Bestiality is before switchting back to their diaper scat inflation fox porn. Live and let live, Jesus Christ...

    I'm sorry, I know this comment was downvoted, but that diaper-scat-inflation thing was hilarious x'D

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  • KilaBOK said:
    Well, why not save both?
    Drop this What's-Her-Face princess in castle to complete quest from What's-His-Face king, and be on your merry, merry, merry way with dragoness?
    A win-win don't you think :D

    Rescuing the princess would make this an animal rescue. They didn't have that back then.

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  • Lyaso said:
    I don't think the idea of of a sentient, self-aware being that can explicitly consent regardless of body shape is a mental hurdle.

    finally, someone who puts my thoughts on the matter into words, thankyou kind sir....

    KilaBOK said:
    Well, why not save both?
    Drop this What's-Her-Face princess in castle to complete quest from What's-His-Face king, and be on your merry, merry, merry way with dragoness?
    A win-win don't you think :D

    Hmmm... give the high maintenance Princess to someone else and profit off it.... and get a dragoness for fun later..... Not to mention a powerful questing ally with natural armor perks..... Profit AND scaly Proliferation..... I LIKE IT!

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  • Tenth time playing through an adventure game someone decides, "Fuck you game, I'M telling the story now!"

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  • So, I have to ask: Is this DnD inspired per chance? Reminds me heavily of our party's reaction to meeting a very flirty kobald priestess and noticed nobody else had asked yet =P

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  • Shyefox said:
    So, I have to ask: Is this DnD inspired per chance? Reminds me heavily of our party's reaction to meeting a very flirty kobald priestess and noticed nobody else had asked yet =P

    If your party is like mine they would rather seduce the village burning dragon than kill it.

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  • JMay said:
    Not very anthro. Semi-human eyes alone are not enough to make the concept of that knight and that dragon fucking not zoophilia.

    It amazes me the kind of mental hurdles furries will leap over to distance themselves from bestiality. They are not the same thing, but they are close enough you'd think it wouldn't bother anyone.

    Foolish plebeian! Dragons are commonly depicted as being hyper intelligent, far more so than mere humans.

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