Stuffing the Turkey

As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with.

QuickSocks said:
As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with.

THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY.

Well. There's something I didn't expect to see today. Or ever.

tenderizing meat is apart of the cooking process

Anyone going to mention how hilarious it is that Jack's face moves in the background?

the food is always better with filling xD

Take a closer look at Jack Savage’s reactions.

XD

This is some next level role playing.

ahem... turfucken

Does this count as food porn?

bednoises said:
tenderizing meat is apart of the cooking process

Actually, as a certified chef, I can assure you that tenderizing meat does nothing for the texture or mouth feel of the finished product. The only reason to tenderize meat would be to pound the meat thinner so that it cooks faster and more thoroughly, which cannot be done with a whole bird.

Basting the inside of the bird with a thick salty dressing, however, not only improves the aromatics but can also improve the flavor, so keep on adding that stuffing!

Beepmaster said:

THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY.

And somewhat appropriately, Hellsing Abridged 9 was posted an hour before.

Dude! I was going to eat that later!
Now it's gonna taste like turkey!

Jack: Seriously!? nobodies going to stop this?!

Beepmaster said:

THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY.

Fallow me @thecrimsonfucker.

Soo.. does anyone else realize how Judy is basically getting fucked inside the carcass of another animal that we're assuming had the same level of sentience as her?

WolfGreed said:Soo.. does anyone else realize how Judy is basically getting fucked inside the carcass of another animal that we're assuming had the same level of sentience as her?

dont think about it.

... I’m so over this site.

WolfGreed said:
Soo.. does anyone else realize how Judy is basically getting fucked inside the carcass of another animal that we're assuming had the same level of sentience as her?

Shhhhhh... Furry logic... Don't think about it...

Kyosei said:
Dude! I was going to eat that later!
Now it's gonna taste like turkey!

I see no problem. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

WolfGreed said:
Soo.. does anyone else realize how Judy is basically getting fucked inside the carcass of another animal that we're assuming had the same level of sentience as her?

Only mammals evolved. It's literally the opening sequence of the movie.

Jaspersonas said:
dont think about it.

Don't think, Don't think, just fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuck fuck fuck

Thanks4givingD day.

Wait, how can Jack be witnessing the act when he is partaking in the act? OwO

johnnyrush said:
dont think about it.

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.........I wish but.....
BIG BRAIN MODE ACTIVATED
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