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  • Ok ok xD I spoke too soon. Lets change it too "they should have to help you finish if you wish, or they must provide you with someone else (to your liking) to help you finish" xD

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  • Yea... rule number one...

    PLACE COMPUTER AWAY FROM DOORS AND WINDOWS...

    rule number two

    IF YOUR MOTHER APPEARS OUT OF THE FOURTH DIMENTION BEHIND YOU WHILE YOURE FAPPING (IT HAPPENS) DONT FUCKING LEAVE THE PICTURE ON THE SCREEN YOU NOOBS :P

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  • tesla0909 said:
    Yea... rule number one...

    PLACE COMPUTER AWAY FROM DOORS AND WINDOWS...

    rule number two

    IF YOUR MOTHER APPEARS OUT OF THE FOURTH DIMENTION BEHIND YOU WHILE YOURE FAPPING (IT HAPPENS) DONT FUCKING LEAVE THE PICTURE ON THE SCREEN YOU NOOBS :P

    Sooooooooooooo true :)

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  • Arach84 said:
    There should be some law that states anyone who interrupts you masturbating (in a private location) should have to help you finish. (And possibly waver any infringement towards incestry, but let's not go there xD)

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  • hey... I live in Alabama... I would NEVER Want my mom to do that to me or any of my other relatives...Georgia and Virginia on the other paw as well as Mississippi are another story...

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  • Shadowcrysis said:
    Rule 126-X Any female of no relation (except in Alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.

    Hiasaki said:
    hey... I live in Alabama... I would NEVER Want my mom to do that to me or any of my other relatives...Georgia and Virginia on the other paw as well as Mississippi are another story...

    I too live in Alabama and completely agree with Hiasaki

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  • PhrozenFox said:
    It's irony, we look at furries, they look at humans.

    I wonder if they have trolls...

    I think that the trolls would be a bit like
    "Fuck in Hell, Manfags!"

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  • k this is why i have a laptop. I can always have it pointing away from embarrassment. and always have an online play qn your own pace type of game on another internet server. example. I look at porn with foxfire, while playing evony on apple, just in case the porn i am looking at freezes the server and makes it so no matter how many times you click the other window, it will not show error happens, and it will, i am not totally screwed. and when i master the debate, an inside joke. some will get it, I listen for anyone heading my way. my room mate is the type of person who will walk up to your computer, pull out his dick, rub one out next to your face, while not thinking about your discomfort. though i am bi, i am not a slut. i only have one sex partner. when the relationship is over, i decide whether to be with a man or a woman. i demand respect. something my room mate does not understand.

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  • DragonTeal said:
    this is what i call a Sticky situation!

    this is what I call *puts sunglasses on* a sticky situation.

    "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"

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  • Leopardskin said:
    k this is why i have a laptop. I can always have it pointing away from embarrassment. and always have an online play on your own pace type of game on another internet server. example. I look at porn with foxfire, while playing evony on apple safari, just in case the porn i am looking at freezes the server and makes it so no matter how many times you click the other window of the same server, it will not show error happens, and it will, i am not totally screwed. and when i master the debate, an inside joke. some will get it, I listen for anyone heading my way. my room mate is the type of person who will walk up to your computer, pull out his dick, rub one out next to your face, while not thinking about your discomfort. though i am bi, i am not a slut. i only have one sex partner. when the relationship is over, i decide whether to be with a man or a woman. i demand respect. something my room mate does not understand.

    had to make a few adjustments.

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  • AlexUrssa1 said:
    or just keep fapping and disturb her to the point that she never enters your room again >:3

    that may work, or there may be side effects, like she start fantasizing about you.......

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  • Zezi said:
    This entire picture is wrong, anyone else notice that the computer isn't plugged in?

    Could be plugged in through the front or possibly running off an internal battery.

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  • sacredlie said:
    that may work, or there may be side effects, like she start fantasizing about you.......

    Well, unless she's a relative, is that really a bad thing?

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  • AlexUrssa1 said:
    or just keep fapping and disturb her to the point that she never enters your room again >:3

    Look in her eyes and finish like a boss

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  • DragonTeal said:
    this is what i call a Sticky situation!

    Looks like this is*puts on sunglasses*Realy awkward, I mean seriously. Knock some times.

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  • As far as getting caught stories go, I got caught with e621 loaded up on my T.v screen, my laptop, aaand my computer in the far side of the room... each with macro, my parents had never seen furry porn, let alone macro... A part of me died that night. ^^

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  • TykeTheWonderHusky said:
    As far as getting caught stories go, I got caught with e621 loaded up on my T.v screen, my laptop, aaand my computer in the far side of the room... each with macro, my parents had never seen furry porn, let alone macro... A part of me died that night. ^^

    That pretty much trumps all but the best of these stories. However, I must wonder if another part of you was born that night?

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  • I lost a couple friends the day I found Furry...and they found I had found it...My first furry porn was K-9

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  • YOU THINK THIS IS BAD, TRY HAVING YOUR COUSIN UPLOAD YOUR ANTHRO HORSE SCHLONG PORN ONTO THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS WITH THE USB STICK TOLD HER NOT TO USE.

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  • therabbidwanker said:
    YOU THINK THIS IS BAD, TRY HAVING YOUR COUSIN UPLOAD YOUR ANTHRO HORSE SCHLONG PORN ONTO THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS WITH THE USB STICK TOLD HER NOT TO USE.

    Damn

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