My next to get fucked please

According to this guy, you technically are the 1 millionth post that can still be seen. Through that's bound to change if it hasn't already.

Chessax said:
It depends on how you define "true", it is the post with ID 1,000,000. However it is the 999,988th "real" post, as the first 12 are destroyed (i.e. more than deleted) and were apparently just test images, so the 1,000,000th post would be post #1000012. Additionally there are 6,616 destroyed posts in total which would mean this is post >= 993,384 in the database, additionally there are 135,824 deleted or destroyed posts before this one which currently makes it active post 857,560.

If you want the current (as in can change) millionth active post, i.e. ignoring deleted or destroyed posts, then it's apparently post #1155838