So my roommate woke me up this morning, ranting about some package we received earlier. I sit, feeling groggy from having only gotten a little sleep that night, when she plops something on my lap. Special delivery indeed, for sitting there is an ona-hole and clear, rose-colored, anal beads. It been an hour since then, I haven't used them... yet.

Yeah, we really didn't need to know that.

Thank you. I don't think I could have got any sleep tonight if you hadn't told this.

the most important forum topic of year. someone ordered sex toys and got them. truly amazing. 6/5 would read again

Sooo... Do you remember ordering these items? Hmmmmmm?

Xch3l said:
Sooo... Do you remember ordering these items? Hmmmmmm?

The Twilight Hole?

Did you two share them?

Are they new or used?

aurel said:
...its a sex toy, how can you tell?

Check to see if it has a hymen.

I see that sort of shit on tumblr all the time.

They better be Bad Dragon

Female roommate eh?

You two every... You know...
Do the dirty?

RustyTorpedo said:
Female roommate eh?

You two every... You know...
Do the dirty?

Not dirty, CAUSE THEY SHOWER AFTERWARDS!!! XD XD XD XD

alirezatm said:
Not dirty, CAUSE THEY SHOWER AFTERWARDS!!! XD XD XD XD

Have you really bumped this post to say this lame joke?

... where did I put the shame box? Has somebody seen the shame box?

Lizardite said:
Have you really bumped this post to say this lame joke?

... where did I put the shame box? Has somebody seen the shame box?

Yes, I need to feel I'm too much funny.

alirezatm said:

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