I want a Bad Dragon toy for Christmas!!!
really do, too bad im dirt poor lol
What do you guys want for the holidays?

Getting Wii-U, game(have one already) and stuff. =◕ ◡ ◕=

Also know what I want for 2013. Wasn't expecting this.

FFXI: Seekers of Adoulin expansion
http://www.playonline.com/ff11us/adoulin/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX5zZRWd-hk

New jobs:
Geomancer
Rune Fencer

A job.
:c

A BD toy would be awesome, but I'm getting a new computer! woh! finally...

if I can afford it I'll probably buy myself a small 8 David surprise colour :3 (don't be shitty Brown, don't be shitty Brown...)

also, pretty sure I'll get something from Bose, and some art from my friends. :)

I want the customers who come to the car wash I work at to:

• Keep an eye on their rotten fucking child, lest I sell it to the Mongolians.
• Learn how to back up their fucking car, preferably in a manner that doesn't kill me. Then again...
• Be able to use their fucking heads for something other than wasting space try and figure out how to use the wash system themselves.
• Realize that when I point for you to to go into the only empty space in the wash barn, don't point like you want me to confirm lest you want me to switch what finger I have sticking out in hurry!

Can Santa fit that in his fucking sack?

TheTundraTerror said:
I want the customers who come to the car wash I work at to:

• Keep an eye on their rotten fucking child, lest I sell it to the Mongolians.
• Learn how to back up their fucking car, preferably in a manner that doesn't kill me. Then again...
• Be able to use their fucking heads for something other than wasting space try and figure out how to use the wash system themselves.
• Realize that when I point for you to to go into the only empty space in the wash barn, don't point like you want me to confirm lest you want me to switch what finger I have sticking out in hurry!

Can Santa fit that in his fucking sack?

nope.

Santa gave us free will so that we could destroy this world for him.

lazy bastard...

Laevateinn said:
A job.
:c

I'm quitting mine in January to go back to school full-time. You can have it if you want.

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Hmmm... let's see

• A job

An Arduino
3 more wishes
A Dragon (a real, living one)
A Dragoness or two
3 more wishes!
Mebbe this plushie
An RC Helicopter
FAirIeS!!

I think it's all *shrug*

In descending order, from most to least important:

1. A job that doesn't suck sweaty butthole

2. A new desktop computer

3. A new toaster (mine broke)

4. A really expensive dragon dick dildo

I'm beginning to think all these BadDragon ads are having an actual effect.

Laevateinn said:
I'm beginning to think all these BadDragon ads are having an actual effect.

must be the new ad placement...

A tablet.

All I want.

Kimpumomo said:
if I can afford it I'll probably buy myself a small 8 David surprise colour :3 (don't be shitty Brown, don't be shitty Brown...)

I'm pretty sure you can tell them you want something bright/colourful or that you really don't like one or two colors.
If you haven't already you may want to do this.

I want a not stupid job that actually pays above minimum wage.

My very own apartment/house and a proper job.

Xch3l said:
3 more wishes

Santa's not a genie! lol

null0010 said:

3. A new toaster (mine broke)

But I thought you were a toaster?

A part time job with a boss that is not a total dick, and a Wii-U and some games. As for the things I wish for but I know that will never happen....my grand father to get better, my sister to stop being such a weirdo, and to win the lottery

hg3300 said:
But I thought you were a toaster?

Toasters need company, too.

Really, who would get anyone a dildo for Christmas?

null0010 said:
Toasters need company, too.

You should meet this guy.

Furry_Fanatic said:
Really, who would get anyone a dildo for Christmas?

When my younger sister turned 18, I gave her an assortment of vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs, 5 porno DVDs, 2 boxes of condoms, 2 cigars, a pack of cigarettes, a lottery ticket, a can of spray paint, and a voter registration application.

Furry_Fanatic said:
You should meet this guy.

We're already friends.

my girlfriend wants the werewolf, but i'll probably draw her something for her arcade stick for christmas

null0010 said:
When my younger sister turned 18, I gave her an assortment of vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs, 5 porno DVDs, 2 boxes of condoms, 2 cigars, a pack of cigarettes, a lottery ticket, a can of spray paint, and a voter registration application.

You should adopt me.

I want a simple, crappy AK because I'll never get over the one that got away

2 hoodies from Rarity's Boutique and a Blue Yeti mic.

I want some leather toys

Furry_Fanatic said:
You should adopt me.

eh, no

null0010 said:
eh, no

Somebody don't want a family. D:

Esme_Belles said:
I want a Bad Dragon toy for Christmas!!!

got it

furballs_dc said:
Getting Wii-U, game

got it

Xch3l said:

• A job

An RC Helicopter

got it

null0010 said:
In descending order, from most to least important:
1. A job that doesn't suck sweaty butthole
2. A new desktop computer
3. A new toaster (mine broke)
4. A really expensive dragon dick dildo

all 4.

Keats said:
A tablet.

got it

Meloetta said:
I want some leather toys

and got it.

...

Only thing I want for christmas is my son .-.

Aurali said:

Only thing I want for christmas is my son .-.

Well, that fucking warms my heart.
Damn you.
So many feels I am having....

@Aurali: Aw, if I could hug you

Aurali said:

Only thing I want for christmas is my son .-.

that is so sweet

Meloetta said:
that is so sweet

Keats said:
Somebody don't want a family. D:

Since when can toasters mate?

Aurali said:
Only thing I want for christmas is my son .-.

:O <- Mfw Aurali announces she is going to have a child. THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE AURALI!

Aurali said:
got it
got itgot it
all 4.
got it
and got it.

And Aurali shall be known as "Aurali, Crusher of HopesMeaniehead" from this point forth.

Aurali said:

Only thing I want for christmas is my son .-.

Possible chance it will happen or still too long to go?
I really hope for you and the father that you got the v2.0 with noise regulation.

I want a really big ass bag of wintergreen lifesaver mints. I love those things.

Rusteee said:
I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

HELL NO!
You'll shoot your eye out!

Oh, and a really big magnet. So I can do magnety things.

Wolfboy1206 said:
Oh, and a really big magnet. So I can do magnety things.

I have lots of magnets, some strong ones, could always use stronger ones.

And perhaps some new skis.

Mario583 said:
Since when can toasters mate?

How long does it take for you to notice the plug and the outlet? But that's a different thing.

lol.

A new bed. My current bed is basically a rock.

hg3300 said:
But I thought you were a toaster?

Recursive toastage.

Mario583 said:
Since when can toasters mate?

....oh god...the image! XD

Esme_Belles said:
....oh god...the image! XD

just some soft stuff:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr0bl2vP3O1qfnmkeo1_500.gif

there are some really naughty stuff in here...
http://www.unklian.co.uk/toaster.htm

for you toaster bronies:
http://www.imageweb.ws/media/images/3/toaster-porn/toaster-porn-311607.png

Furry_Fanatic said:
:O <- Mfw Aurali announces she is going to have a child. THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE AURALI!

I'm already a mother.

Oh, so you meant as in your son coming home...

Well that was awkward.

Have a nice time with little Aurali when you get to see him.

Or she'll get a third one, if the two adopted are still current/counted.
We may never know.

NotMeNotYou said:
Or she'll get a third one, if the two adopted are still current/counted.
We may never know.

Adopted? Huh what?

I think I just walked into an episode of Maury Povich.

Aurali said:
Adopted? Huh what?

https://inkbunny.net/journalview.php?id=8230

So, the options are that I misunderstood something, it's too old or adopted was the wrong word.

And I totally did not stalk you to maybe find another awesome website you created or anything, nu-uh.

NotMeNotYouMobile said:
...And I totally did not stalk you...

*facepalm*

That's not creepy at all, no sir.

NotMeNotYouMobile said:
[...]And I totally did not stalk you[...]

Just don't stalk too much. In a related, to the thread, topic: I'd like to fix the CD Drive of my laptop TT_TT

Xch3l said:
I'd like to fix the CD Drive of my laptop TT_TT

Could be a belt. If the motor fried, well, no simple fix for that(usually).

furballs_dc said:
Could be a belt. If the motor fried, well, no simple fix for that(usually).

Nope! It "reads" discs, well, mostly Audio CDs. Dunno what's with it, sometimes it reads discs and sometimes not *shrug* I tested the same discs on different computers and several times the same disc on my laptop.

And if it were the motor I'd just replace it myself (yay for end-of-warranty failures)

Xch3l said:
Nope! It "reads" discs, well, mostly Audio CDs. Dunno what's with it, sometimes it reads discs and sometimes not *shrug* I tested the same discs on different computers and several times the same disc on my laptop.

And if it were the motor I'd just replace it myself (yay for end-of-warranty failures)

Ah, there is a little laser control knob which could us some tweaking perhaps.

furballs_dc said:
Ah, there is a little laser control knob which could us some tweaking perhaps.

Hmm, never thought of that *busts CD tray open*

You'll need a tiny screw driver or something similar. I have taken apart several various types.

Esme_Belles said:
*facepalm*

furballs_dc said:
That's not creepy at all, no sir.

Pssh, I love exaggerating everything and saying the totally wrong things at inappropriate times.
With that said, you'd be shocked what traces some people leave, I know enough who couldn't tell the internet anything new if the published their secret diaries.

So yeah, be aware.

NotMeNotYouMobile said:
So yeah, be aware.

I wonder where I put my world domination plans. If found, return to...

furballs_dc said:
I wonder where I put my world domination plans. If found, return to...

The bunker is not there anymore...

Time for plan B.

Keats said:
Time for plan B.

So it has come to this...

post #272732
All I want for Christmas is my Spitfire

Money to help my dad.
and for him to abandon his pride and take the money
He's in really bad shape.

Scratch my earlier one - A Playstation Two, and a buddy with another controller who sucks at fighting games as much as I do.

Laevateinn said:
Scratch my earlier one - A Playstation Two, and a buddy with another controller who sucks at fighting games as much as I do.

No ps2, but suck at most fighting games too. Usually win the first round with button mashing/luck, then it goes downhill from there.

NotMeNotYouMobile said:
https://inkbunny.net/journalview.php?id=8230

So, the options are that I misunderstood something, it's too old or adopted was the wrong word.

And I totally did not stalk you to maybe find another awesome website you created or anything, nu-uh.

That was something I never did get to expand on, but those weren't mine.

..Anyhow I AM working on a new website software... somewhere.. mwuahahah.