I think I would want to be a Blaziken.

Clearly Ditto, then you can be every Pokemon.

Most certainly an Arcanine

Galvantula.
o: :o

Hmmm.....maybe Lucario

Ninetails, or vulpix...mew...or ditto...probably ditto

Scyther. Though I'd probably have an hard time scratching my back or hugging people. Fapping might be a bit of an issue, too.
Oh, well, it'd be worth it.

Hammie said:
Clearly Ditto, then you can be every Pokemon.

Ditto

Xch3l said:
Ditto

E621 truly is a beacon of stimulating discussions.

Meowth: infinite moneys.

I'll have to come back to you on that.

Rotom, obviously.

Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
I think I would want to be a Blaziken.

In my opinion arcanine is the hottest pokemon, so I'd choose him.

I want to be a renamon.
just kidding, just kidding!

EEVEEE! (loud, monotonous manly voice)
I don't give a shit whether I'm strong or not, I would be able to get whatever the fuck I wanted! xD (because everyone loves EEVEE)

oh, and also: taru o hold kjeften på deg.

Feebas that hates blue pokeblocks/poffins.

Braviary/Wargle.

But y'all probably already knew that.