Topic: If there was a time machine would you use it?

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Because i would. It seems some people aren't forgiving me for stuff i did a long time ago,and if i could go back in time i would change stuff.

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Kill my younger self,and watch how paradox happens.
xD
lol
erm... maybe pick a girl I liked from Elementary or High and f*ck her,since I couldn't do it back than,or...hm...I don't know,wait for lottery,remmeber numbers,go back in time,fill up ticket with same numbers,win?
Lot of things :p

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Axelfox said:
Because i would. It seems some people aren't forgiving me for stuff i did a long time ago,and if i could go back in time i would change stuff.

Well you have done some pretty creepy things darling.

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ktkr

Former Staff

I want to turn back in time and prevent Commodore from going bankrupt to see what today's PC would be like after that.

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BranislavDJ said:
Kill my younger self,and watch how paradox happens.
xD
lol

Well. If you did that, then the time machine probably wouldn't work. Somehow I doubt that paradoces could actually happen. My thought is that just as "nature abhors a vacuum," so does "nature abhors a paradox." But wtf do I know, this is time travel we're talking about.

BranislavDJ also said:
erm... maybe pick a girl I liked from Elementary or High and f*ck her,since I couldn't do it back than,or

Whoah whoah whoah. Now, assuming you're roughly the same age as the people in your grade, that means that, however old you are now, the girls you liked in elementary school are about the same age as you. Since you're on this board, we'll assume that you (and said girls) are currently 18+. So if you went back in time to fuck them, that would mean you (at your current age) would be fucking elementary school girls.

Pedo!

lulz

As for me, I'd first go into the future to obtain some serious chameleon active camouflage shit, and then just go back to a billion different points in time and watch history happen. Maybe try to live some of it as a local. I'd watch people like the ancient Celts, the Romans, ancient Chinese, etc. I just wanna know what REALLY happened.

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I'd only use to get future games early. Less chance of a paradox that way. (oh, and maybe some lotto numbers too)

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RedOctober said:
Well. If you did that, then the time machine probably wouldn't work. Somehow I doubt that paradoces could actually happen. My thought is that just as "nature abhors a vacuum," so does "nature abhors a paradox." But wtf do I know, this is time travel we're talking about.

Whoah whoah whoah. Now, assuming you're roughly the same age as the people in your grade, that means that, however old you are now, the girls you liked in elementary school are about the same age as you. Since you're on this board, we'll assume that you (and said girls) are currently 18+. So if you went back in time to fuck them, that would mean you (at your current age) would be fucking elementary school girls.

Pedo

erm. lol :p
maybe make my youger self do it him self.or make those girl fall in love with me so after i go back she might be my wife.

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I'd go back and buy some of the first shares of Coca Cola stock. That is all.

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RedOctober said:

As for me, I'd first go into the future to obtain some serious chameleon active camouflage shit, and then just go back to a billion different points in time and watch history happen. Maybe try to live some of it as a local. I'd watch people like the ancient Celts, the Romans, ancient Chinese, etc. I just wanna know what REALLY happened.

if you did that, I'm sure you'd learn that they lie to us in history books...

I would do something similar to this, except I'd just go back in time to the time of Jesus just to find out if he really existed or not. under the assumption that he didn't really exist, I would come back and laugh at all the christians and tell them I told them so...or better yet, I'd keep the bible from being written, or write a better one where gays and rape victims are accepted rather than stoned to death. then I'd see how much better/worse the world is.

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cookiekangaroo said:
if you did that, I'm sure you'd learn that they lie to us in history books...

I would do something similar to this, except I'd just go back in time to the time of Jesus just to find out if he really existed or not. under the assumption that he didn't really exist, I would come back and laugh at all the christians and tell them I told them so...or better yet, I'd keep the bible from being written, or write a better one where gays and rape victims are accepted rather than stoned to death. then I'd see how much better/worse the world is.

Well,I know its off topic,and I don't wanna argue about religion,but I think Jesus existed,but I doubt he did those fancy tricks.Probably he found some hobos,that are pretending to be blind to earn for a living,and payed them to act like this,and after Jesus told them that they are healed,they just stand up and acted surprised.
As for Noah Bark,flood existed,but not that big,its rather a fairy tale/hyperbole ,than true.

then I'd see how much better/worse the world is.

Well,Roman empire would still be quite powerful.Christianity did influence on its fall,not that much,but strong enough,mainly for erasing traditional values and replacing it with "lets hope god save us".
Also here is a quote from web page:

Over time, Church leaders became influential and took away power from the emperor. Christian beliefs conflicted with the working of empire.

And...it fell. :\
*****
Also,I think along with time machine ,I'd like to have that TV remote control from movie "Click".Now ...possibilities are endless >:D

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Fox2K9 said:
Oh and, time is only a measurement unit.

NO. Seconds are a measurement unit. "Time" is the word for a concept that we may or may not fully understand. Based on Xenu's paradox and Newtonian relativity, "time" is change. To avoid huge philosophy discussions, in a nutshell they argue that: if nothing changes, time does not pass.

According to Einsteinian relativity, it's something fundamental and is in fact an axis in this universe on which we can probably only travel in one direction.

Time is something we measure. Time may be a measurement, but it is most decidedly not a unit.

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of course I would use a time machine if I had one. I would do all kinds of crazy things, and when I was done, and had my fun. . . I would give the time machine to the post office. same-hour shipping!

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Valkenheim said:
of course I would use a time machine if I had one. I would do all kinds of crazy things, and when I was done, and had my fun. . . I would give the time machine to the post office. same-hour shipping!

BRILLIANT

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Ignoring possibilities for paradoxes, I'd probably fool around with it. I'd be likely to go to the future to see what kind of exotic sex toys/machines they may have, or any virtual reality stuff or something. I'm not too interested in the past, though I may try to mess with people I hated or something.

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