Topic: Stupid question but like would it be possible to live off cum only?

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Since cum is nutritious would it be possible to live off of a cum only diet?

I wouldn't think so. I'm sure it's got protein in it, but probably lacking in other essential needs

No, it has very little nutritional value. Most of the nutrients in it are meant to provide to the sperm inside, and otherwise it's mostly water. You'd need to drink an astronomical amount of it in order to get any significant nutrition out of it.

Ruppari

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moonlit-comet said:
No, it has very little nutritional value. Most of the nutrients in it are meant to provide to the sperm inside, and otherwise it's mostly water. You'd need to drink an astronomical amount of it in order to get any significant nutrition out of it.

Would it be doable if its dried into cum pellets or something to reduce the amount of water (picturing a bowl of cum kibble now), and only liquid cum that consumed is what is needed for hydration?

ruppari said:
Would it be doable if its dried into cum pellets or something to reduce the amount of water, and only liquid cum that consumed is what is needed for hydration?

I'd be questioning if it's even worth collecting at that point, you'd need so many lol.
For some comparative values, this is what I seem to have found:
Average ejaculation contains about 5mL of semen, or approximately a teaspoon, and this varies. If you wanted enough to fill your nutritional value every day, you'd need about 100 nuts worth of semen to do it[or more! the actual values are debated.]. You'd need a lot of volunteers.
Semen largely contains protein. While this is a vital nutrient for omnivores like us, it's not something you can survive on alone.
Secondary nutrients are zinc, vitamin C, and minute amounts of fructose, sodium, cholesterol, fat, and traces of vitamin B-12.
If you were to scale this up to human dietary values, it would not be a nutritionally balanced diet. You'd be having massive amounts of protein and zinc in your body, which could lead to significant amounts of health issues such nausea, fatigue, low blood pressure, copper deficiency, digestive issues, etc.
That's what I've found, at least.

addom said:
Since cum is nutritious[...]

please do not entrust furry porn with providing you accurate information on diet or other health subjects.

dba_afish said:
please do not entrust furry porn with providing you accurate information on diet or other health subjects.

Darn it!

At least I can still trust it to provide me very accurate anatomical information.
Especially about the sizes of genitalia and how much of it can fit inside a person.

humans can live (not thrive!) off of many things, but the scale for a single human or a small group of them to do this is impossible if you are not A: obscenely rich, B: able to source assistants, C: able to source materials (including but not limited to the cum itself), D: able to filter out anything that's a poisoning risk, and E: willing to blow obscene amounts of money on this.

snedmano said:
Darn it!

At least I can still trust it to provide me very accurate anatomical information.
Especially about the sizes of genitalia and how much of it can fit inside a person.

For scientific reasons, right?

lafcadio said:
humans can live (not thrive!) off of many things, but the scale for a single human or a small group of them to do this is impossible if you are not A: obscenely rich, B: able to source assistants, C: able to source materials (including but not limited to the cum itself), D: able to filter out anything that's a poisoning risk, and E: willing to blow obscene amounts of money on this.

Oh yeah, the people with STDs as well

Ruppari

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moonlit-comet said:
I'd be questioning if it's even worth collecting at that point, you'd need so many lol.
For some comparative values, this is what I seem to have found:
Average ejaculation contains about 5mL of semen, or approximately a teaspoon, and this varies. If you wanted enough to fill your nutritional value every day, you'd need about 100 nuts worth of semen to do it[or more! the actual values are debated.]. You'd need a lot of volunteers.
Semen largely contains protein. While this is a vital nutrient for omnivores like us, it's not something you can survive on alone.
Secondary nutrients are zinc, vitamin C, and minute amounts of fructose, sodium, cholesterol, fat, and traces of vitamin B-12.
If you were to scale this up to human dietary values, it would not be a nutritionally balanced diet. You'd be having massive amounts of protein and zinc in your body, which could lead to significant amounts of health issues such nausea, fatigue, low blood pressure, copper deficiency, digestive issues, etc.
That's what I've found, at least.

Damn, my dreams about starting to sell new cum kibble diet are ruined 😔 (Unless I am willing to throw my morals aside and turn into one of those people selling wildly unethical diets of course)

dba_afish said:
please do not entrust furry porn with providing you accurate information on diet or other health subjects.

Okay, but it'd be really funny if a furry porn artist dedicated time to providing accurate nutrition facts for every image they make.

colinthelucario said:
For scientific reasons, right?

Of course! I swear!
Just like artist using the glue brush specifically for all the glue they are drawing.

moonlit-comet said:
Okay, but it'd be really funny if a furry porn artist dedicated time to providing accurate nutrition facts for every image they make.

well, there is content that's either actually intended to be educational or is at least education-themed that gets the stuff that they're talking about right. (there's also similarly themed stuff that gets it very wrong, intentionally)

hmm, let me...

... honestly, kinda surprised that there isn't any, like, cooking vore stuff that double as/is paired with actual meal-prep instructions for real-life animal meat. maybe the demographics of "vore enthusiast" and "home cook" just don't cross over enough for it to be something that makes sense...

actually, thinking about it, it does feel like it's kinda crossing a line. a little bit too macabre and weird.

If it's your own cum, then no. Same reason the Bear Grylls Techniqueâ„¢ doesn't work. Matter cannot be created or destroyed. If cumming takes material out of your body, where did you get the material to make the cum.

If not, probably still no, as others have pointed out. I don't know if you'd die if you tried, but it certainly would you give you everything your body needs. Then again, most people don't really get all the nutrition they need out of their diets. So IDK if you'd be alive, but you certainly wouldn't be healthy.

I wouldn't mind if I had to gather people around me to jack off into my mouth every time I need to refuel, though~

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