Just curious to see what movie quotes live rent free in your head
Topic: Favorite movie quotes?
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"eat shit and die ricky."
"eat shit and live bill."
from sleepaway camp is a classic.
also from that movie "she's a real carpenter's dream! flat as a board and needs a screw!"
"Go shave yer balls, ya dusty old fart!" - Talladega Nights
That line just cracks me up all the time
And SOOOO many Spaceballs quotes to even think of
"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."
-C3PO, A New Hope
“This is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr... She is Grandfather's Seeing Eye bitch.”
- Everything is illuminated
This plays in my head every time I see a service dog
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
-Blazing Saddles.
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There are many fav quotes, but the ones that I have in my mind is from Full Metal Jacket none other than Sergeant Hartman: H-"Do you suck dicks?" ; P-"Sir, no, sir." ; H-"Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." xD or : H-"Did your parents have any children that lived?" ; P-"Sir, yes, sir." ; H-"I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!" . I really feel sorry for Private Pyle :( but those line are amazing :)).
"See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal?"
—Edgar Friendly, Demolition Man.
Wesley's entire speech to Humperdink in "The Princess Bride."
wildlord said:
There are many fav quotes, but the ones that I have in my mind is from Full Metal Jacket none other than Sergeant Hartman: H-"Do you suck dicks?" ; P-"Sir, no, sir." ; H-"Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." xD or : H-"Did your parents have any children that lived?" ; P-"Sir, yes, sir." ; H-"I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!" . I really feel sorry for Private Pyle :( but those line are amazing :)).
"I bet you're the kind of guy to fuck someone in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound. I'll be watching you!"
"Who's he?"
"He's an Asshole, sir."
"I knew that! What's his name?"
"That IS his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole."
"And his cousin?"
"He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's mate first class Phillip Asshole."
"How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?!"
(YO!)
*Looks around* "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes!"
Spaceballs
Rush Hour 3 - Mi and Yu
Whoever came up with this scene is a genius
- You're a pussy!
- I'm not a pussy. I have a healthy respect for the human....condition.
- Fuck that! You're a pussy.
Wanted
"We'll always have Paris."
lonelylucario said:
"Go shave yer balls, ya dusty old fart!" - Talladega NightsThat line just cracks me up all the time
And SOOOO many Spaceballs quotes to even think of
Ah, a man of culture I see!
lonelylucario said:
"Who's he?"
"He's an Asshole, sir."
"I knew that! What's his name?"
"That IS his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole."
"And his cousin?"
"He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's mate first class Phillip Asshole."
"How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?!"
(YO!)
*Looks around* "I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes!"Spaceballs
"You’re looking at now sir, everything that happens now is happening now."
"What happened to then?"
"We passed then."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
protox3alt said:
"You’re looking at now sir, everything that happens now is happening now.""What happened to then?"
"We passed then."
"When?"
"Just now."
"When will then be now?"
"Soon."
It's Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!
From Patch Adams: If we are going to fight a disease, let's fight indifference.
We didn't deserve your wisdom and kindness, Robin Williams. You will be missed.
I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL
- I will shoot your fucking cat!
- I don't know what that means. I don't have a cat.
- Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?
*awkward confusion*
-....anyhoo.
Deadpool
"I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!"
"Surprise cock face" Team America.
I always say that when playing a fps. Expecially with proximity chat.
speedrn1 said:
"Surprise cock face" Team America.
I always say that when playing a fps. Expecially with proximity chat.
"I have 5 terrorists going down Bakalakadaka Street!"
Your mom goes to college
- "Only human..."
- "Dodge this"
The Matrix
"Say hello to your brother!"
Die Hard With A Vengeance
Not a movie quote, but from a TV show
(scene of police standoff)
"Look alive, people. He's a gym teacher. We have no idea what he's capable of."
(Gets hit by rogue dodgeball)
(Sigh) "DAMMIT! I'm out!"
Angie Tribeca
Not a movie quote but an anime one from Fire Force, Dood!
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"Sometime thinking is pointless, The hardest problems are solved by throwing effort at the wall and seeing if it breaks!"
Really spoke to me and always remember it when dealing with tricky things, Dood~!
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"Ha ha ha...you're about to be killed by a Zamboni!"
"Tell me where your fucking boss is, or you're gonna die!.....In five minutes!"
- Deadpool
"Remember us... remember... that we lived." -Nine, Terror In Resonance
"It's been 5 months since my family was killed, and I don't see one man in jail."
"Obviously, you're upset..."
"Upset?! Is that the word? I used to get 'upset' when I had a flat tire. I used to get 'upset' when a plane was delayed. I used to get 'upset' when the Yankees won the series. So if that's what upset means, then how do I feel now? If you know the word, tell me, because I don't."
- The Punisher (2004)
I loved that movie for the longest time, and I can quote basically all of it.
Two of my fave quotes from one of my fave movies, The Crow:
“It can’t rain all the time.” -Eric Draven.
“Childhood’s over the moment you know you’re gonna’ die.” -Top Dollar.
residentevilfan said:
Two of my fave quotes from one of my fave movies, The Crow:“It can’t rain all the time.” -Eric Draven.
“Childhood’s over the moment you know you’re gonna’ die.” -Top Dollar.
That was an underrated movie. I can't believe they tried to remake it recently.
lonelylucario said:
That was an underrated movie. I can't believe they tried to remake it recently.
Everyone said it was God-awful and should be avoided. I don't plan on watching it anytime soon.
residentevilfan said:
Everyone said it was God-awful and should be avoided. I don't plan on watching it anytime soon.
I'm sure it is
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill." -Blade.
Might as well toss another one in here:
"Wake up and smell the hummus!"
-The Genie, Aladdin
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick."
-Star Wars the Phantom Menace
wumbo_jumbo said:
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick."-Star Wars the Phantom Menace
That line's pretty fuckin' wizard.
"Fine...fists!"
"Oh sounds like your last Friday night!"
"Do you have off switch?"
"Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the ON switch?"
- Deadpool
"PRESIDENT SCROOB! SALUTE!!"
*running full speed*
"This ship's too big. If I walk, the movie will be over."
- Spaceballs
"The gates of Babylon shall not be shut. That son of a bitch can drive. We're gonna have to work a little harder to get that load."
"Maybe we oughta give up?"
"Junior?...Never underestimate the power of prayer"
- Black Dog
The only Hollywood movie I know of starring Meat Loaf as a major character
“GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN KITTY CAT BRACELET, MOTHERFUCKER!”
-Nobody
"The 'hammer' is my penis."
-Captain Hammer
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
To this day, I will randomly quote 'The <item> is my penis.' to my friends who have seen that.
And, while not a single quote; 'Try A Little Priest' from Sweeny Todd plays in my head (and I sing it) whenever I'm making shepherd's pie.
And I mean the stage play version (Which is on DVD) starring Angela Lansbury. Not the travesty that is the Depp version.
"You're talking to my boy all wrong...it's the wrong tone. If you do it again, I'll stab ya in the face with a soldering iron."
- Joe Dirt
"They tried to make me talk. I gave 'em nothing!"
"You don't know me. You don't owe me anything. Why are you ready to die for me?"
"Because...you're one of us. You're family."
- The Punisher (2004)
I was going to link the whole scene, but I couldn't find that specific scene on YouTube.
"You're crazy...you're fucking crazy..."
"No! Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric!"
- Speed
"We have clearance, Clarence."
"What's our vector, Victor?"
- Airplane!
Jim Cunningham (Patrick Swayze): Do you see the fear, people? This boy is scared to death of the truth. Son, it breaks my heart to say this, but I believe you are a very troubled and confused young man. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places.
Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal): You're right, actually. I am pretty... I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused, but I... and I'm afraid. Really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I think you're the fucking Antichrist.
- Donnie Darko (2001)
That movie has a lot of good quotable moments but that scene there hits pretty hard when you know what Patrick Swayze's character had been doing.
Also maybe I'm crazy, but I feel like I actually enjoyed watching the remake of The Crow more than the original. It might have been poorly written and the ending was stupid, but I had more fun watching it than I did the original. Brandon Lee was by far the better actor tho
"Hey there birdie. Polly want a cracker?"
"Polly wants your mama's sweet ass!"
"What did Polly say to me?"
"I said....Polly wants your mama's....sweet ass!"
"You don't talk about my mama, son! You don't know my mama, son!"
"I know your mama, I fucked her last night!"
"You wanna beef?! I'll fuck you up!"
"Oooh I'm shakin' I'm shakin'!"
"Imma handle this shit like a gentleman. Yo, hold my toof, son."
"Yeah, c'mon bitch. You and that "Welcome Back, Kotter" haircut want a piece of me? Come on, bring it on!"
- Scary Movie 2
"Now you listen to ME James Hawkins! You got the makings of greatness in ya. But ya got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it! No matter your squalls! and when the time comes you get the chance to REALLY test the cut of your sails, and show what you're made of! Well... I hope I'm there catching some of the light coming off ya that day." ~ Long John Silver - Treasure Planet(2002)
Not a movie quote, but a famous line from a TV show:
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Mythbusters
"A picture of Callaway's wife?"
"...uh oh"
"Margaret! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!"
"Geez. I figured you had a sense of humor. After all....YOU MARRIED HER!!!"
- The Mask
I hear a funny squeaky sound
national lampoon's christmas vacation
"Never send sheep to kill a wolf." - Wanted
"You're a waste of my fucking time! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" - Wanted
Just hearing Angelina Jolie drop the F bomb left me speechless
"-I'd like to remember things my own way.
-What do your mean by that ?
-How I remeber them, not necessarily the way they happened"
Lost Highway
"Ripley! From Alien 3!"
"Fuck, you're old!"
"Hhhhhhaaaa. Fake laugh...hiding real pain."
- Deadpool
Benedict: "You think this is funny?"
Ocean: "Well Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad"