So.

I've got $250 extra dollars.

And I'm not sure what to do with it. I want to buy something from Bad Dragon (Or -something- furry related)

So. Lets see what you guys can come up with. (From personal experience, or not) Tell me what you think I should buy.

Here are the rules:
No "cart" must total over 240 (to leave wiggle room) this includes SHIPPING.
No drug related items at all. (Don't think there are on BD at all?)

Off you go, see what you can find for me.

For further information:
The last thing I bought in BD was a Kelvin:
http://bad-dragon.com/products/kelvin
Just to give you an idea what kinda stuff I like ^

But throw up whatever you want. I'll respond to every comment.

http://bad-dragon.com/products/flint
Take the Varka challenge and get the Extra Large

By a giant gummy bear, screw the dildos you can get them anytime

TheHuskyK9 said:
http://bad-dragon.com/products/flint
Take the Varka challenge and get the Extra Large

Okay.. I can comfortably handle my SMALL Kelvin only on a good day. That's NEVER gana happen.

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
By a giant gummy bear, screw the dildos you can get them anytime

A giant gummy bear could be a dildo if I was daring enough.

EDIT: All bad dragon toys are open for suggestion, not just insertables.

Cutedementia said:
A giant gummy bear could be a dildo if I was daring enough.

EDIT: All bad dragon toys are open for suggestion, not just insertables.

Even better, you could buy a gummy dildo and just use it and eat it if you felt reeeeeally freaky.

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
By a giant gummy bear, screw the dildos you can get them anytime

I knew this would come in handy at some point.

parasprite said:
I knew this would come in handy at some point.

Ah there you are! I knew the words "Bad Dragon" Wouldn't let you stay away from the thread for too long.

Have any ideas for me?

Cutedementia said:
All bad dragon toys are open for suggestion, not just insertables.

Teeny weenies? Dunno, I just love the name :3

aurel said:
. or beads (which i like)... at least the big ones... there are so many tiny beads in the shops :< )

Well I'm gana let you all in on a little secret with the hopes none of you steal it before I'm finished.

In the coming days/weeks me and a concept artist friend of mine are going to be uploading a post to bad dragon for:

Egg shaped beads. (Size is not know yet) With the touch and feel of something similar to what a dragon egg might be but way less rough (Just with the details in there, with soft/medium firmness quality)

Shes got the concept art done. All I need to do is finish the 3D models for it and we're good! You should see it on the labs soon enough.

(This ^ Is for my Oviposition loving buddies.... You're welcome.)

Get a toy with a knot that'll stay in after putting it where the sun don't shine, a butt, more lube.

Rex: 80.00 USD
Rowan: 130.00 USD
Lube: 7.00 USD

Depending on your girth rowan is the better choice because slightly wider, the deer butt seems to be too tight on slightly above average penises.

After these I'd recommend whatever tickles your fancy, the chance is incredibly long, other toys are thicker all around than your current, but with a Rex you can see how much you like knots, and then base further decisions on the experience with your Kelvin and Rex.

Or you could buy new furniture, that'd be something you should check out since you may not have money for that later on.
(I recently threw out my 10y old school desk and switched it against a real desk; that upgrade was worth every goddamn penny, also NEEEERD it up)

Cutedementia said:
[...] With the touch and feel of something similar to what a dragon egg might be but way less rough

Oh, you mean like a boiled egg without its shell? Y'know, its texture...

Oh, one thing I also learned recently, firmness is an interesting thing with knots, I have a Medium sized Rex and David, and the Rex has the bigger knot (only very, very slightly bigger), but the Rex is in a soft firmness, while the David is in medium firmness.

Soft squishes together, Medium doesn't, so the David feels a lot bigger, but past the girth issue the firmness is definitely worth it in my butt eyes.

aurel said:
Knot? stay? ehm.. Unless there are inflatable knots, id doubt it is going to happen..

You are very naive. However, inflatable toys are also a thing.

Bad-Dragon isn't the only source of silicone animal penises.
Exotic-erotics.com

NotMeNotYou said:
Get a toy with a knot that'll stay in after putting it where the sun don't shine, a butt, more lube.

Rex: 80.00 USD
Rowan: 130.00 USD
Lube: 7.00 USD

Depending on your girth rowan is the better choice because slightly wider, the deer butt seems to be too tight on slightly above average penises.

After these I'd recommend whatever tickles your fancy, the chance is incredibly long, other toys are thicker all around than your current, but with a Rex you can see how much you like knots, and then base further decisions on the experience with your Kelvin and Rex.

Or you could buy new furniture, that'd be something you should check out since you may not have money for that later on.
(I recently threw out my 10y old school desk and switched it against a real desk; that upgrade was worth every goddamn penny, also NEEEERD it up)

Could you provide links to both of those toys? I'm not quite sure which "rex" you're talking about so it would be better to get the links for them to be sure I know what you're talking about.

Cutedementia said:
Could you provide links to both of those toys? I'm not quite sure which "rex" you're talking about so it would be better to get the links for them to be sure I know what you're talking about.

Oh, right, they added the T.Rex last week. I mean Rex the German Shepherd and Rowan the Draft Horse.

Someone upload the "cover art" piece already. http://bad-dragon.com/products/rex

NotMeNotYou said:
Oh, right, they added the T.Rex last week. I mean Rex the German Shepherd and Rowan the Draft Horse.

The German Shepherd is really not my style... The looks of the toy is (rather selfishly) Important x.x if it looks kinda strange (Like the Shepard, or for another example the "Meng") Then I'd feel too weird using it.

Toys like Kelvin and others are more my style, let me show you what I mean:
http://bad-dragon.com/products/sleipnir
http://bad-dragon.com/products/fenrir
http://bad-dragon.com/products/flint

And also Rowan is a good choice I'll be looking at that one intently.

However are you sure these add up with shipping to Canada to be within the 240 range?

EDIT: Rowan comes up to $159.55

Cutedementia said:
Ah there you are! I knew the words "Bad Dragon" Wouldn't let you stay away from the thread for too long.

Have any ideas for me?

If it were me I'd say medium or large chance without the cumtube (I found it to be too messy for where I use it), or anything with a large knot (fenrir looks promising, but I haven't tried it).

I can't tell you how the penetrables actually feel but I can confirm that they are very squishy and fun to play with.

You can also check out the adoptables to see if you can find something overly huge (with minor defects) that you would be proud to display on your shelf, to display on your shelf.

parasprite said:
If it were me I'd say medium or large chance without the cumtube (I found it to be too messy for where I use it), or anything with a large knot (fenrir looks promising, but I haven't tried it).

You can also check out the adoptables

I got the cumtube on Kelvin, and enjoy it very much. It's not very messy as long as you lay down a towel and not go crazy with it. But it wastes a lot of cum lube very very fast (I've actually had none for a little over 2 months since I first bought the toy cause I used all of it x.x, so I need to buy more during this transaction)

But yea a cumtube would be a bad idea for another toy. Suction cup would work well for the next one.

Please provide links to the toys not just names as names can get confusing sometimes.

Lastly. I don't know how the adoptable work, can you send me some links explaining it so I can better understand?

Additional rules and bonus points:

Please provide links, not just names

Bonus points for:

A toy with balls
Toys with the choice of both cumtube and/or suction cup
Toys with knots
GLOW IN THE DARK TOYS

Cutedementia said:

Please provide links to the toys not just names as names can get confusing sometimes.

Chance: Unflared, Flared
Fenrir

Lastly. I don't know how the adoptable work, can you send me some links explaining it so I can better understand?

Adoptions I mean. Link

They are basically a bunch of pre-made toys that have been discounted for a variety of reasons (unpopular colors, canceled orders, overstock from promotions, practice/test molds [my guess], discontinued, imperfections like bubbling, cuts, etc.). Most of the ones in there have a modest discount but if you don't mind a limited color selection, you can find some with pretty deep discounts, even more so if you are patient and check back back frequently for new ones.

parasprite said:

You know a lot about this stuff right?

Can you provide me with a short list of insertables that glow in the dark? It's gana take me forever to find them on my own x.x searching every single one on my own...

Bonus points for a knot
But it's -knot- needed. please shoot me in the face

Just wana add on.

Width is not really an issue when getting a toys size. It's the length. I'm not a very tall person...

Get something with sharp spikes

RustyTorpedo said:
Get something with sharp spikes

??

Cutedementia said:
??

Like this

chdgs said:
Bad-Dragon isn't the only source of silicone animal penises.
Exotic-erotics.com

Wow, it has some suprisingly good products.

The raptor dildo caught my attention :D

Fenrick said:
Like this

A standard baseball bat, but with that little extra for people wanting something more to spice up the sex.

Fenrick said:
Like this

While you're at it, get a cheese grater.

parasprite said:
I knew this would come in handy at some point.

Why am I laughing?! Why am I so immature?!

Get both a fleshlight and a dildo, and use the dildo in the fleshlight, while crying.

post #595985

Clawdragons said:
Get both a fleshlight and a dildo, and use the dildo in the fleshlight, while crying.

post #595985

I have my Kelvin, all I would need is the fleshlight. If you want to suggest one feel free: http://bad-dragon.com/products

I am a fan of canines, so I would have to vote for Hazel since it's basically just a canine vagina.

NotMeNotYou said:
Get a toy with a knot that'll stay in after putting it where the sun don't shine, a butt, more lube.

Rex: 80.00 USD
Rowan: 130.00 USD
Lube: 7.00 USD

Depending on your girth rowan is the better choice because slightly wider, the deer butt seems to be too tight on slightly above average penises.

After these I'd recommend whatever tickles your fancy, the chance is incredibly long, other toys are thicker all around than your current, but with a Rex you can see how much you like knots, and then base further decisions on the experience with your Kelvin and Rex.

Or you could buy new furniture, that'd be something you should check out since you may not have money for that later on.
(I recently threw out my 10y old school desk and switched it against a real desk; that upgrade was worth every goddamn penny, also NEEEERD it up)

i have seen into the life of an admin...
*marks that off my checklist*

Cutedementia said:
You know a lot about this stuff right?

Can you provide me with a short list of insertables that glow in the dark? It's gana take me forever to find them on my own x.x searching every single one on my own...

Bonus points for a knot
But it's -knot- needed. please shoot me in the face

David in lunar guardian and Xar in lightning bug are the only two that I know of (both have knots). There may be more but I haven't checked them.

Edit: Listen to NMNY :3

Cutedementia said:
Can you provide me with a short list of insertables that glow in the dark? It's gana take me forever to find them on my own x.x searching every single one on my own...

You can ticket in for custom colors, but expect the base price to go up ~10USD per color, and that not all color combinations are possible, but all toys can come in glow in the dark.
Audax (the helpdesk shark) can definitely help you out with that, as well with shipping costs.
The downside is that it's the weekend, so any ticket will only be answered on Monday.

Cutedementia said:
Just wana add on.

Width is not really an issue when getting a toys size. It's the length. I'm not a very tall person...

I can tell you that you will likely be wrong, but if you feel confident have a look at Scorn, Fenrir (rather short at medium as well), and Xar.

Cutedementia said:
The German Shepherd is really not my style... The looks of the toy is (rather selfishly) Important x.x if it looks kinda strange (Like the Shepard, or for another example the "Meng") Then I'd feel too weird using it.

I know it's not the style of everybody, but the difference in circumference between knot and base is ideal for the whole knotting thing, Fenrir should work as well, but I've no experience with that one.

Actually, I got some information on this from the helpdesk shark a while ago.

Elden is really good for that, I think Medium size is the best personally
The Guardian is also good if you can handle the length, Razor in all sizes
Fenrir does okay
And Xar as well. ^_^
When looking for a good toy to tie with, check the proportion of the knot to the space just below the knot. Models that have a thinner shaft below the knot tend to tie better and stay in place easier!

The shark knows all! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Cutedementia said:
However are you sure these add up with shipping to Canada to be within the 240 range?

EDIT: Rowan comes up to $159.55

I have literally no idea, check the shipping pages (or ask Audax if you're unsure).

NotMeNotYou said:
You can ticket in for custom colors, but expect the base price to go up ~10USD per color, and that not all color combinations are possible, but all toys can come in glow in the dark.
Audax (the helpdesk shark) can definitely help you out with that, as well with shipping costs.
The downside is that it's the weekend, so any ticket will only be answered on Monday.

How do I go about ticketing for custom colors? And what do I say in the ticket. "I want my horse ass to glow" ???

I'm gana experiment with some carts and find out if it's possible for me to get two toys in one go but I don't think so.

Cutedementia said:
How do I go about ticketing for custom colors? And what do I say in the ticket. "I want my horse ass to glow" ???

I'm gana experiment with some carts and find out if it's possible for me to get two toys in one go but I don't think so.

Open https://help.bad-dragon.com/hc/en-us/requests/new, then write something like the below into the description.

Greetings!

I would like to ask if it would be possible to get <insert toy here> in a glow in the dark color?
How much would it cost, and can this be combined with other colors? Or are there different glow in the dark colors?

Best Regards,
~
Clueless Person

NotMeNotYou said:
Best Reguards,
~
Clueless person

http://i.imgur.com/J63P2Mf.png

So this is a lineup for two toys I got on the chopping block atm.

Not sure if this is the purchase I'll make but look how close it cuts it below my 250 barrier.

Also anyone know why it doesn't give me a date for shipping on the "standard" option?

Don't really have any advice other than to wait at least 1 or 2 days before placing the order (preferably longer). That way you hopefully won't have buyers remorse before you even got the stuff, or have to bother with (potentially costly) order changes.

Cutedementia said:

Also anyone know why it doesn't give me a date for shipping on the "standard" option?

Probably because international, business generally takes a bit longer in that regard.

Whenever in doubt: Ask Audax per the helpdesk link. The shark knows all.

Chessax said:
That way you hopefully won't have buyers remorse

Actually I think I might be changing the order. I'm seriously considering swapping out the fenrir for either a Flint or a sleipnir

I might just order Rowan right now, then come back to the insertable later.

I highly recommend the large flared chance. Mmfh.

aurel said:
maybe save up for PS4? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why in the world would I want a console?

*Ahem* PC master race *Ahem*

Also I could easily go FAR over $240 but that's just the amount I thought would be best to spend at this time. I might go more later. So if I wanted a PS4 (Which I don't) Then I could buy one at any time.

(OR I could just use the PS4 sitting right next to my Xbox One sitting right next to my Wii U sitting right next to my N64 sittin-)

Fenrir the Wolfdragon -
Size medium
Firmness Soft
Cumtube No
Fullsku fenrir
Color surprise me

Rowan the Draft Horse
Fullsku rowan
Color dashingly blue

Wish I coulda gotten better colors but with this budget lock I can't. Perhaps next time I'll select a toy and together we can discuss a great mix of custom colors! Glow in the dark, marble, abstract. We'll have a discussion with the great shark and make a big fancy dildo.

But currently this is my shopping cart. And tomorrow night I decide if I go through with it or not!