Topic: Funniest/Favourite Ban reason

Posted under Off Topic

A place to share ban reasons you've come across that you enjoyed or laughed at.
For example: "Okay, that's enough of you." on the page of user T_bund

P.S. I am sorry if this breaks a rule. I looked through the rules and privacy policy and did not see anything that said you can't talk about banned users and the legendary ban reasons given by the staff members.

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