Topic: Where the heck is all the olympics porn???

Posted under General

Seriously, y'all have kinda disappointed me with how little there is for the Olympics. I mean, there's gotta be porn potential in every event. And if we're ignoring that, what about the pornographic interpretation of the actual fucking that's apparently happening so much behind the scenes, that the Olympics committee is making them sleep in cardboard "anti-sex beds". I'm surprised there wasn't more porn in retaliation to that shit. I'm surprised there isn't porn of intercontinental interspecies orgies involving furries from different nations coming together so they can start cumming together. It seems like the furthest extent of the porn is weirdly limited to porn of the mascot for the current games. What's up with that?

People cared more about the Olympics before the 2010 then people noticed they had more interesting stuff to watch, also most medals are going to US and another country anyway so why bother?

That's why they are trying to make more sports official but that won't move the needle.

alphamule

Privileged

Hmm, the OG (original games) were banned in 393 AD.

Imagine if... the Games ran on a many-centuries-long popularity cycle from now on. Every couple thousand years, someone brings them back, and they last for a century or so, in the future.

alphamule

Privileged

Ancient Greek version would be considered pretty explicit by some standards? :Shrugs:

The Modern Olympics, if not initially, then historically, was intended as a peacetime competition for prestige among nationstates who entered their representatives, in good faith, to represent their people on a world stage, but also promote international fraternity and celebrate, in theory, man at his highest potential through the highest ideals.

Which is all maybe a bit lofty and sappy.
But also neither something ever realized, at least in some time, and nothing the world at large can imagine distracting itself with.

Something wicked has been outside the window and all anyone can see, these days.

TheHuskyK9

Former Staff

Personally I love watching the Olympics. As for the R34, ehh, unless they go back to their ancient roots, there's not much there from an anthro perspective. Their mascots are historically weak from a design standpoint.

There's no such thing as potential, people makes porn of the things they care about, have you ever seen a thing getting popular and the only woman despite not being specially hot or popular still gets a ton of porn? Yeah.

I have seen the mascots and expected more from some of them, but I only know the mascots because of a Hispanic yt video about the topic so that explains why almost nobody makes stuff about them, nobody cares about the Olympics.

PD: I may be wrong, but I remember reading a news article about thinking of including eSports in the Olympics in order to appeal to younger generations, which understandably don't give a fuck about sports they don't practice, I don't even care about swimming Olympics despite loving swimming and my country doing great at them lmao

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