Any Aussies?

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U wot m9?

Patchi and Mr. Mahreo

Land of upsidedown maps, the Sidney Opera House, shrimp on the barbie, kangaroos and boomerangs? That's the extent of my knowledge on Australia. I am a filthy, uncultured Texas swine.

Oh and while I'm at it, Vegimite tastes like it was created by allowing salt to ferment in a vat of Satan's boiling piss water until it turned black, yes even on buttered toast.

FatherOfGray said:
Land of upsidedown maps, the Sidney Opera House, shrimp on the barbie, kangaroos and boomerangs? That's the extent of my knowledge on Australia. I am a filthy, uncultured Texas swine.

Oh and while I'm at it, Vegimite tastes like it was created by allowing salt to ferment in a vat of Satan's boiling piss water until it turned black, yes even on buttered toast.

...You talking about Marmite?

You talkin' shit about Marmite? :/

I have some cousins over there. Does that count?

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
...You talking about Marmite?

You talkin' shit about Marmite? :/

Did somebody say Marmite? I love Marmite! :3

I've BEEN to Australia, barely survived an encounter with a drop bear

Apart from Pootchi, I only know of one other.

Ryuzaki_Izawa said:
...You talking about Marmite?

You talkin' shit about Marmite? :/

Marmite is like eating a stock cube (bouillon cube) made into a sticky goop.

Marmite is fuckin weird.

Peekaboo said:
Apart from Pootchi, I only know of one other.

You've never heard of their great leader?

Aside from the ones already mentioned, nah

TheGreatWolfgang said:
Did somebody say Marmite? I love Marmite! :3

Finally, someone with a bit of sense

How are the spiders there in Australia?

GameManiac said:
How are the spiders there in Australia?

I put my shirt on this morning and a huntsman crawled out of it

FatherOfGray said:
Land of upsidedown maps, the Sidney Opera House, shrimp on the barbie, kangaroos and boomerangs? That's the extent of my knowledge on Australia. I am a filthy, uncultured Texas swine.

Ya'll here from the south fellers

Our maps are the right side up, I live in Sydney, I can't stand shrimp, never seen a wild kangaroo and I can't throw a boomerang.
But what you said is pretty much the Aussie stereotype.

quokka selfies

EmoCat said:
I put my shirt on this morning and a huntsman crawled out of it

Wear clothing: Risk death by venomous spiders.
Don't wear clothing: Risk death by both skin cancer and venomous spiders.

This is why Aussies can't have nice things.

parasprite said:
Wear clothing: Risk death by venomous spiders.
Don't wear clothing: Risk death by both skin cancer and venomous spiders.

This is why Aussies can't have nice things.

Australia and Brazil are the most dangerous places to live. Both populated with the most deadly animals and weird weather

EmoCat said:
Our maps are the right side up

A map oriented south isn't upside down!
But you may have meant to say Australians all rotate their maps 180 degrees.

parasprite said:
Wear clothing: Risk death by venomous spiders.
Don't wear clothing: Risk death by both skin cancer and venomous spiders.

This is why Aussies can't have nice things.

Don't even get started on the sharks and the heat.

TheHuskyK9 said:
Australia and Brazil are the most dangerous places to live. Both populated with the most deadly animals and weird weather

I don't know much about Australia but here in Brazil at least the southeast part is heavily industrialized and i live on a big city anyway.

But yeah i wouldn't dare go like somewhere alongside the Amazon region, a lot of dangerous animals and it rains nonstop due to the big amazon forest.

Actually nowhere that isn't a big city could be dangerous because of insects, there's a lot of insects that i wouldn't want to be bit but i think one of the bad ones would be one called "Barbeiro" i think its called barber insect in english not sure, he is a vector of a parasite (A protozoan) which causes the Chagas disease which happens because the parasite could be living inside your heart, which ends up causing heart problems after around 20-30 years.

Funny enough the infection isn't due the bite itself but by the feces of the infected bug being near the area in which he bit.

I should stop rambling now this is not the place even if i do have to study parasitic diseases in order to pass the test to join college.

What if Australian maps are not upside down? What if they're just scrolled down?

Tokaido said:
I've BEEN to Australia, barely survived an encounter with a drop bear

I am convinced that everything in Australia is trying to kill you. They should eally change the name to Spiders and Snakes and Other Assorted Omens of Death. The Sydney funnel web spider is one nasty motherfucker. It is one of the deadliest spiders on the planet. Plus, there's this thing. http://www.madmaxmovies.com/forum/download/file.php?id=2924
Yeah, maybe the truck isn't trying to kill you, but the driver is.