;_;

It's a simple ritual, but it will require blood

lots of blood

give your soul for satan

6 boxes a lucky charms containing ONLY MARSHMELLOWS.
2 pokemon of your choosing sacrificed to the dark lord Twisted Fate.
4 Harry Potter marathons including all bonus footage.
6 rounds of ranked games in League (You must win all 6 in a row, in challenger)
17 body pillows with pictures of your waifu on them (Cumstains optional)
3 dirty socks
902 gallons of blood
1 extra large octagon shaped shower head
2 water pumps
1 industrial sized heater
1 long piece of copper tubing

Use all of these to create the perfect movie playing game running blood shower of dirty socks and pillows. Then sit in this tub doing all these things for 75 hours (Or until all things have been completed) And you may have your waifu!

Might I ask who it is?

To attain your inner furry waifu you must actually give your life, not just your possessions. When you at last give your life - bringing into alignment your beliefs and the way you live then, and only then, you will find your inner furry waifu.

Visualize your inner furry waifu, Become the furry waifu.

What do you call it when your Waifu is a guy?

Is it the same thing or?

Cutedementia said:
What do you call it when your Waifu is a guy?

Is it the same thing or?

husbando.

GeneralissimoGrunt said:
husbando.

Alright then who is your Waifu/Husbando

You could try investing in genetic engineering

Durandal said:
You could try investing in genetic engineering

http://i.imgur.com/5Dxweb9.jpg

parasprite said:
http://i.imgur.com/5Dxweb9.jpg

Well I don't know about ownership but, yes please.

Cutedementia said:
Well I don't know about ownership but, yes please.

It was actually a petition at one point, but the page is gone now. After a little bit of digging I managed to find a screenshot of the page on google.

parasprite said:
It was actually a petition at one point, but the page is gone now. After a little bit of digging I managed to find a screenshot of the page on google.

Whoa that was actually a thing?

I never thought someone would go so far as making a public petition for such a thing.

parasprite said:
It was actually a petition at one point, but the page is gone now. After a little bit of digging I managed to find a screenshot of the page on google.

WHY DIDN'T I SIGN THIS EARLIER?!

Send the owner/artist of your waifu a Ross gift card, that'll do it

Just_Another_Dragon said:
Whoa that was actually a thing?

I never thought someone would go so far as making a public petition for such a thing.

nobody takes the us petition site seriously and asks for stupid shit like building a Death Star or putting a statue of master chief in the White House

They have a class in college called Waifu 101. You gon' learn today

Steps to make a WAIFU real:
Get 3 liters of female virgin blood, can be more than one.
A picture, full body prefered, of the waifu.
Candy Floss, Taffy and similar candy stuff.
About 80 liters of Soy-Milk.
Add all ingredients into a pot, see your local witch for one of the suitable size, stirr at slow fire and eventually, A fresh new waifu will appear from the mixture

However, if you want a HUSBANDO, you have two options

For the manly one:
3 Liters of stud blood, can be different sources.
A picture, full body prefered, of the husbando.
Bitter herbs and stuff such as pepper, cinnamon and sort.
About 80 Liters of Oil, Rosemary prefered.
Now to make him extra gay add a Dildo.
For Libio add 1 liter of horse cum.

For the boy-ish, femboys and the sort one:
3 Liters of male blood, can be different sources.
A picture, full body prefered, of the husbando.
Fruits, such as orange or lemon
About 80 Liters of milk, regular is OK
Now to make him extra gay add a Dildo

NoctemWerewolf said:
Steps to make a WAIFU real:
Get 3 liters of female virgin blood, can be more than one.
A picture, full body prefered, of the waifu.
Candy Floss, Taffy and similar candy stuff.
About 80 liters of Soy-Milk.
Add all ingredients into a pot, see your local witch for one of the suitable size, stirr at slow fire and eventually, A fresh new waifu will appear from the mixture

However, if you want a HUSBANDO, you have two options

For the manly one:
3 Liters of stud blood, can be different sources.
A picture, full body prefered, of the husbando.
Bitter herbs and stuff such as pepper, cinnamon and sort.
About 80 Liters of Oil, Rosemary prefered.
Now to make him extra gay add a Dildo.
For Libio add 1 liter of horse cum.

For the boy-ish, femboys and the sort one:
3 Liters of male blood, can be different sources.
A picture, full body prefered, of the husbando.
Fruits, such as orange or lemon
About 80 Liters of milk, regular is OK
Now to make him extra gay add a Dildo

*replaces oil with more horse cum because I'm out of oil*
*adds crushed rosemary flakes*
*vanilla soy milk because it's tasty*
*mint floss*
*combines all of the pots*
*shoves tablet into mixture*

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"THIS ISN'T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR"

I'm going to give it to you straight. This is all you are going to need to make your furry Waifu/Husbando real. "Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20 kilograms. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kilograms. Phosphorous, 800 grams. Salt, 250 grams. Saltpeter, 100 grams. Sulfur, 80 grams. Fluorine, 7.5, iron, 5, silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements." Okay, now that that line from FMA has been quoted, here is everything else you will need:

You are going to need a masters degree in genetic engineering which will take around 8 years to master. You will want to do this because any scientist in this field might not be to keen on preforming this awesome bastardization of nature. You will also need to be come a surgeon, in case your waifu/husbando starts to die from some unforeseen circumstance. That could take 12+ years. You will also need a lab for you to work in, which is going to cost a ton of money. Don't even get me started on the supplies and materials.

That or you become a billionaire and hire a lab to do your bidding. <-- this I would go with.

the truth is out there

I paint my fiancée to look like a Tiger and she shoves a tail plug in me... and I'm ok with that and I'm not ok with that.

Hiatuss said:
I paint my fiancée to look like a Tiger and she shoves a tail plug in me... and I'm ok with that and I'm not ok with that.

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TheHuskyK9 said:
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