Gentlemen. Ladies. Otherwise-gendered/genderless toasters.
Have you ever considered using a cat as an emergency projectile?
Hear me out: how many times have we met unpleasant dog owners who happened to hate cats for no precise reason?
How many times have you felt the need to shoo away a dog, afraid it'll smell the drugs taped in your body? (Hypothetically.)
How many times have you wished for an alternative to a restraining order? One that works 100% of the time?
And most importantly, how many times did you wish that you had a gun (for self-defense purposes) and ended up needing it? (For self defense purposes?)

How about we use a cat? In our pants?

Discuss.

TL;DR - pant cat, yay or nay?

Nay.

The cat will immediately become aggressive when in tight spots and obliterate your groin without warning.

Mindflowe said:

Nay. [...]

I see your point - what if we get a box with a window to place it on? maybe sew some acrylic in place so there will be a window for the cat to watch and relax at.

gayprotogen said:
Gentlemen. Ladies. Otherwise-gendered/genderless toasters.
Have you ever considered using a cat as an emergency projectile?
Hear me out: how many times have we met unpleasant dog owners who happened to hate cats for no precise reason?
How many times have you felt the need to shoo away a dog, afraid it'll smell the drugs taped in your body? (Hypothetically.)
How many times have you wished for an alternative to a restraining order? One that works 100% of the time?
And most importantly, how many times did you wish that you had a gun (for self-defense purposes) and ended up needing it? (For self defense purposes?)

How about we use a cat? In our pants?

Discuss.

TL;DR - pant cat, yay or nay?

Nay for this reason.

Cat in pants, belly feels rubbed, Cat goes into meat grinder mode, akward tip to the ER. Possable jail time.

No, however As a alt, pocket bees.

gayprotogen said:
I see your point - what if we get a box with a window to place it on? maybe sew some acrylic in place so there will be a window for the cat to watch and relax at.

Wouldn't that be too heavy though?

does it have to be the pants? what about the hood of my hoodie? you know, wear the hoodie backwards so I can put my cat in the front so not only do I have an easily accessible projectile, but also an auto self defense mechanism that attacks anything that comes too close to me.

Not cats. Ferrets.

Ferret-legging was an actual competition that originated in England. Furthermore, to cover the points raised in the OP, ferrets are excellent ratters and more eagerly energetic and willing to burst into action than a cat typically is.

clawstripe said:
Ferret-legging was an actual competition that originated in England.

The sport is said to involve very little "native skill",[7] simply an ability to "have your tool bitten and not care".[9]

Wow. Just, wow... ^{Why does a part of me find that slightly hot...?} So I take it people did this for a couple hours then?

In 1972, the ferret-legging record stood at 40 seconds.[18] A few years later, the record had risen to over one minute,[18]

I guess I underestimated the power of ferrets.

CrocoGator said:

hot

Don't worry, buddy. You're not alone.

Mr. Gamerfur said:

cat bruh momento

Box with window in pants.

Mr. Gamerfur said:

Pocket bees

worst idea ever. they'll sting you and die doing so - oh yeah, they're single use

Mindflowe said:

heavy on pant??

Not really, and we can sew it to your pants and underpants. Use a belt. Solved.

Neepokra said:

hoodie cat? (real)

No wow factor for the ladies or other possible bitches.

Clawstripe said:

Ferret-legging funnier lol

Hot. Not only a kinky missile to keep, a kinkier missile to throw at a penis owner.
For women, I guess we coult train the ferrets to dig themselves in that vagina. Or something.