Topic: I enjoy masturbating to pornographic images

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Sometimes when I get home from work, I turn on my personal computer and I "surf the 'net" until I find a pornographic website. From there, I browse until I come across a picture which I find sexually appealing to me. I then masturbate to said picture.

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I enjoy eating sadwiches. Sometimes, when I get home from uni, I turn on my personal toaster and "toast some bread" until it's nice and crispy. From there, I add things until I make a sandwich that I find gastronomically appealing to me. I then eat said sandwich.

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I enjoy Moonbase Alpha. Sometimes, when I get home from John Madden, I turn on Football and I aeiou until I find a stuck robot. From there, I explore until I come across a ebrbr which I find uuuuuuuuually appealing to me. I then nine-nine-nine to said ebrbr. aeiou.

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slyroon

Former Staff

I enjoy watching TV

Sometimes when I get home from work, I turn on my personal tv and I "surf the channels" until I find a enjoyable show. From there, I watch until It´s over. I then turn of said TV and make lunch.

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I enjoy dressing up my penis in little hats.
Sometimes, I might give it a little jacket or blazer, depending on my mood. But usually, I just stick to little hats. It's not a sexual thing, it's mainly just to pass the time. I'm on a horse.

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Sometimes when I get out of bed, I turn on my personal workstation and I "browse \"image boards\"" until I find an interesting thread. From there, I only read the posts that I find interesting until I find a post I am capable of responding to coherently, or makes me angry. I then write out a response to said post.

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I enjoy browsing the forums on e621.

I'm not entirely sure why.

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KloH0und said:
I enjoy browsing the forums on e621.

This on WC, because I like half own that site now.

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"That site?" That site is this site...

And I'm with you, Klo. I don't know why I do it.

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Sometimes when I get home from workstation, I turn on my personal Football and "toast some forums on e621" until it's nice and horse. From there, I WC until I come across a Moonbase Alpha which I find lunch. I then gastronomically to said TV.

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Caroway said:
Sometimes when I get home from work, I turn on my personal computer and I "surf the 'net" until I find a pornographic website. From there, I browse until I come across a picture which I find sexually appealing to me. I then masturbate to said picture.

NEWSFLASH! "Some person like to masturbate!" Start he presses NOW! post #7242

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RedOctober said:
I enjoy eating sadwiches. Sometimes, when I get home from uni, I turn on my personal toaster and "toast some bread" until it's nice and crispy. From there, I add things until I make a sandwich that I find gastronomically appealing to me. I then eat said sandwich.

I resent this.

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null0100 said:
I resent this.

Uh oh, someone on the internet doesn't like what you're doing, Red.

You'd better stop.

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Riversyde said:
I enjoy Moonbase Alpha. Sometimes, when I get home from John Madden, I turn on Football and I aeiou until I find a stuck robot. From there, I explore until I come across a ebrbr which I find uuuuuuuuually appealing to me. I then nine-nine-nine to said ebrbr. aeiou.

AEIOU'd me to it.

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Sometimes when I get home from work, I turn on my personal computer and I "surf the 'net" until I find a good flash game. From there, I browse until I come across a game which I find appealing to me. I then play said game.

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KloH0und said:
Uh oh, someone on the internet doesn't like what you're doing, Red.

You'd better stop.

I enjoy being a sarcastic sonofabitch.
Sometimes, when I get on the internet, I turn on my asshat mode and I "don't give a shit" until I get an angry response. From there, I try to be clever and witty until I've taken the joke to its utmost end point. I then laugh at said interactions.
;-)

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RedOctober said:
I enjoy being a sarcastic sonofabitch.
Sometimes, when I get on the internet, I turn on my asshat mode and I "don't give a shit" until I get an angry response. From there, I try to be clever and witty until I've taken the joke to its utmost end point. I then laugh at said interactions.
;-)

Sounds like what 90% of the people here do to my comments even when I'm not trying to elicit a response.

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logitech said:
Sounds like what 90% of the people here do to my comments even when I'm not trying to elicit a response.

Are you new to the internet, or something?

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KloH0und said:
Are you new to the internet, or something?

Never heard of it, what's it do?

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arc said:
Never heard of it, what's it do?

It facillitates the growing of hairy palms.

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KloH0und said:
Uh oh, someone on the internet doesn't like what you're doing, Red.

You'd better stop.

THIS IS TOASTER ABUSE

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therabbidwanker said:
It facillitates the growing of hairy palms.

"I resent this."

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gaydukey said:
i r ready know it's in my messages

Well then, maybe you should stop m8y?

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Moon_Moon said:
Well then, maybe you should stop m8y?

site staff asked if i want 2 b banned im trying 2 behave myself

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gaydukey said:
i enjoy jerkin 2 furry porn it's what i do when i get bored

I like male dragon dinosaur and some bird. However, I like when it's not too many anthropomorphique like rathalos. I would like I game with a rathalos where we must give the highest plaisur level possible. We can unlock material to increase rathalos plaisur more easilys. More the Rathalos has plaisur, more he move, and more he does sexy sound. In the highest plaisur, he scream of plaisur. It's like the epic game with lab and custom character but, with no anthropomorphic dragon

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gaydukey said:
i enjoy jerkin 2 furry porn it's what i do when i get bored

I like male dragon dinosaur and some bird. However, I like when it's not too many anthropomorphique like rathalos. I would like I game with a rathalos where we must give the highest plaisur level possible. We can unlock material to increase rathalos plaisur more easilys. More the Rathalos has plaisur, more he move, and more he does sexy sound. In the highest plaisur, he scream of plaisur. It's like the epic game with lab and custom character but, with no anthropomorphic dragon

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dragonpenis said:
I like male dragon dinosaur and some bird. However, I like when it's not too many anthropomorphique like rathalos. I would like I game with a rathalos where we must give the highest plaisur level possible. We can unlock material to increase rathalos plaisur more easilys. More the Rathalos has plaisur, more he move, and more he does sexy sound. In the highest plaisur, he scream of plaisur. It's like the epic game with lab and custom character but, with no anthropomorphic dragon

im a "MALE GREYHOUND" anyway (?)

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dragonpenis said:
I like male dragon dinosaur and some bird. However, I like when it's not too many anthropomorphique like rathalos. I would like I game with a rathalos where we must give the highest plaisur level possible. We can unlock material to increase rathalos plaisur more easilys. More the Rathalos has plaisur, more he move, and more he does sexy sound. In the highest plaisur, he scream of plaisur. It's like the epic game with lab and custom character but, with no anthropomorphic dragon

gaydukey said:
im a "MALE GREYHOUND" anyway (?)

What the hell are you people saying?

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Sometimes I come home and read Necro'd forum threads.
Sometimes I leave a little smiley face.
But not this time :)

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The_Great_Wolfgang said:
Life.

What is this "life" thou speaketh of?

Rayzr said:
Sometimes I come home and read Necro'd forum threads.
Sometimes I leave a little smiley face.
But not this time :)

You just did

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TheGreatWolfgang said:
Should I suggest that thread older than 2 years be automatically closed/locked?

Good idea, I contribute on another forum where a thread is automatically locked and put into archive if nothing happen for 20 days, we never have necros.

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Yyunko said:
Good idea, I contribute on another forum where a thread is automatically locked and put into archive if nothing happen for 20 days, we never have necros.

Necro's are fine if someone is like "this is the most recent thread on my topic and I still have this question that was never answered." There could be other qualifying marks, but it should be plainly valid.

That being said, I've been seeing them crop up more and more, so it might be time to grab le olde banhammer. It's getting dusty anyway.

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Caroway said:
Sometimes when I get home from work, I turn on my personal computer and I "surf the 'net" until I find a pornographic website. From there, I browse until I come across a picture which I find sexually appealing to me. I then masturbate to said picture.

Who ever said you have to leave e621?

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EDFDarkAngel1 said:
Necro's are fine if someone is like "this is the most recent thread on my topic and I still have this question that was never answered." There could be other qualifying marks, but it should be plainly valid.

If they auto-locked and someone had a valid reason to revisit the topic, they could always link back to the locked thread in a new one.

Caroway said:
Sometimes when I get home from work, I turn on my personal computer and I "surf the 'net" until I find a pornographic website. From there, I browse until I come across a picture which I find sexually appealing to me. I then masturbate to said picture.

Sometimes when I get home from school, I open my textbooks and I "study the assignment" until I understand it. From there, I do my homework until I can work the problems without references. Then I put it all back in my bag.

Okay... I lied. I hate homework.

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Nyteshade said:
If they auto-locked and someone had a valid reason to revisit the topic, they could always link back to the locked thread in a new one.

I prefer to do this anyways. "Previous discussions" are really helpful to keep ourselves from having to make the same arguments from scratch.

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RedOctober said:
I enjoy being a sarcastic sonofabitch.
Sometimes, when I get on the internet, I turn on my asshat mode and I "don't give a shit" until I get an angry response. From there, I try to be clever and witty until I've taken the joke to its utmost end point. I then laugh at said interactions.
;-)

I dunno, that was the best thing I've read on here in a while.

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