Topic: Arkansas is furry land

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My thoughts:

  • Arkansaw - Unless they're thinking of men with Carpets of Virility. Or bears. Otherwise, Yiff yeah!
  • Alaska - Keeping it real.
  • Florida - They sure do love their oranges.
  • Delaware - Biden's home state made it possible.
  • New Mexico - I never thought that they would steep so low on this in my opinion.
  • Hawaii - They're searching for a drum machine?
  • Kansas - Classic.
  • Kentucky - Sus.
  • Utah - No surprise.
  • California - For a mid-2010s slang, they're still keeping it strong.

Being a furry isn't exclusive to the United States. In fact anthropomorphism has been around since the ancestors of the British Empire, and all of the human race for that matter, were still wearing loincloth and animal skins. There is no "furry land" that isn't the entire earth. We are a celebration of nature, after all.

leon_neon said:
Being a furry isn't exclusive to the United States.

Obviously. Did something in the conversation give you the impression someone thought it was?

leon_neon said:
Being a furry isn't exclusive to the United States.

No one said otherwise. Besides, doesn't Germany have the highest proportion of furries? Europe is crazy that way.

Also I thought that was funny about Arkansas. It's a nice place to live, if a little culturally boring (I mean everything is boring after living in Japan for two years lol). If you like driving, there are few places better than the northern half of the state. Windy, up-and-down roads, gorgeous countryside, and few cops haha. Paradise for a manual trans.

leon_neon said:
Being a furry isn't exclusive to the United States. In fact anthropomorphism has been around since the ancestors of the British Empire, and all of the human race for that matter, were still wearing loincloth and animal skins. There is no "furry land" that isn't the entire earth. We are a celebration of nature, after all.

Actually, it was recently discovered that every furry on earth does in fact originate from Arkansas, which was scientifically proven here. An expedition into Arkansas by a team of U.N. operatives revealed that it is home of the Furry manufacturing plant, and that they export these goods worldwide. So sorry to tell you this bro, but if you thought you were originally a furry, it turns out you were actually just an Arkansan the whole time, advertising their main economic output. I know it's a lot to take in, and in truth many people are unable to cope with this reality. As such, I'll leave you with this video as a source of comfort in this troubling time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno

leon_neon said:
Being a furry isn't exclusive to the United States. In fact anthropomorphism has been around since the ancestors of the British Empire, and all of the human race for that matter, were still wearing loincloth and animal skins. There is no "furry land" that isn't the entire earth. We are a celebration of nature, after all.

Thanks for the insight, Captain Obvious.

alexyorim said:
Thanks for the insight, Captain Obvious.

What can I add other than I am a myopic retard? I didn't see the big blue link in the first post. Must we start a train of insults and continue to beat the dead horse, whilst going off topic? I've already been thoroughly mocked, and people most kindly expressed their confusion and annoyance at my error.

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slyroon

Former Staff

If y'all want the true promised furry land. That gotta be the danish Fur island, it has a naturally occurring resource of kitty litter and it has a street called "Pikhede" which translate into Dick Warmth.

leon_neon said:
What can I add other than I am a myopic retard? I didn't see the big blue link in the first post. Must we start a train of insults and continue to beat the dead horse, whilst going off topic? I've already been thoroughly mocked, and people most kindly expressed their confusion and annoyance at my error.

I was not in the right mood when I said that, I crossed the line when I should have stopped, and joining the bandwagon was a mistake in my part, and I apologize if I lashed it out on you.

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