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And just think, if you live in North America you probably have multiple living in your house right now!

If it doesn't eat bats it's not a real centipede

Those little bastards scare the shit out of me.

Luckily I no longer have them in my house.

Some people might say "It can say Hi - to my blowtorch" or the like.

nope, none here, we are on the surface, daylight and everything.

PEACOCK SPIDERS

Aurali said:
nope, none here, we are on the surface, daylight and everything.

I found one in my fish room this morning, out in broad daylight. So don't get complacent just yet. ;)

I'm getting a 1W laser soon, so I can quickly burn them from a not-scary distance.

Poecilotheria metallica

Edit: Delicious human organ pancakes.

Those little fuckers are everywhere here, and those little flying bastards with the red V on their backs. As long as they're afraid of me and run away when I'm near, I'm fine, but if they get cocky, they get smeared.

I squished one the other day.

They eat other bugs though so they're technically a helpful critter.