Topic: My Time Here is Done

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It's been fun, guys. These past four years were some of the best moments in my life. From meeting new peeps to using the ban hammer to handling tickets. I really just feel like it's my time to move on, start new adventures, look at pet crows and pet them lil' fluffers, go out and see the world, y'know. I had to think very hard and long about this decision and this is the conclusion that I've came up with. I'll still be around on other sites, but just barely. I will focus more on hobbies like snowboarding, sky diving, and becoming a mascot for Burger King. Yes, that is my lifelong dream. Finally becoming a burger. I was always a burger on the inside, but now, I can finally burg out.

I tip my hat to you all, and have a goodnight.

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I read the last line in the paragraph expecting something more grim.

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The last phrase is true.
This phrase is as true as the last one.
The first phrase is false.
the order of the phrases is inverted.

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I got problem with my eyes, I see yellow.

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It's so sad that we have to now see you go. It's been a blast having you here, and I wish you great luck in your future endeavors.

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Before clicking on the article: "Oh shit..."
After clicking on the article, but before reading: "...Oh right, I know what day it is."

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TheHuskyK9 said:
It's been fun, guys. These past four years were some of the best moments in my life. From meeting new peeps to using the ban hammer to handling tickets. I really just feel like it's my time to move on, start new adventures, look at pet crows and pet them lil' fluffers, go out and see the world, y'know. I had to think very hard and long about this decision and this is the conclusion that I've came up with. I'll still be around on other sites, but just barely. I will focus more on hobbies like snowboarding, sky diving, and becoming a mascot for Burger King. Yes, that is my lifelong dream. Finally becoming a burger. I was always a burger on the inside, but now, I can finally burg out.

I tip my hat to you all, and have a goodnight.

i see through that yellow stuff. nice try

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For some reason pet crows seem slightly less plausible than transitioning to burger

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Ryuzaki_Tritium said:
stop that

hat tipping intensifies

Blind_Guardian said:
I read the last line in the paragraph expecting something more grim.

My hat has been tipped

TheGreatWolfgang said:
I hope that you will meet a nice burger someday and have many sliders.

With cheese

Cactus said:
ur a gey pooflord

Supreme poof

Phylax said:
For some reason pet crows seem slightly less plausible than transitioning to burger

Look at this fluff burrito

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TheHuskyK9 said:
It's been fun, guys. These past four years were some of the best moments in my life. From meeting new peeps to using the ban hammer to handling tickets. I really just feel like it's my time to move on, start new adventures, look at pet crows and pet them lil' fluffers, go out and see the world, y'know. I had to think very hard and long about this decision and this is the conclusion that I've came up with. I'll still be around on other sites, but just barely. I will focus more on hobbies like snowboarding, sky diving, and becoming a mascot for Burger King. Yes, that is my lifelong dream. Finally becoming a burger. I was always a burger on the inside, but now, I can finally burg out.

I tip my hat to you all, and have a goodnight.

You had everyone there for a moment, you clever furball. I lol'd when you said your life dream is to be a burger, I bet you do want to become a burger mascot.(what about burritos?)

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I saw instantly some letters were yellow and I though "ello, something going on here, I'm not fooled!"

Sometimes.

By the way, looked in the newspapers and news-sites for April Fool jokes, I reckon more than half of everything written in the media could pass as an April fool's joke!

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@TheHuskyK9:
Oh no! Whatever shall we do without our favorite Floofy Burrito/ Top Hat Burger to munch on when we inevitably need that warm, cheesy goodness. :V

Nice one, Famalicious.

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Kristal_Candeo said:
@TheHuskyK9:
Oh no! Whatever shall we do without our favorite Floofy Burrito/ Top Hat Burger to munch on when we inevitably need that warm, cheesy goodness. :V

We still have Knotty Curls. Peacocks are edible, right?

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BlueDingo said:
We still have Knotty Curls. Peacocks are edible, right?

Peas are quite nutritious, yes

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thehuskyk9 said:
It's been fun, guys. These past four years were some of the best moments in my life. From meeting new peeps to using the ban hammer to handling tickets. I really just feel like it's my time to move on, start new adventures, look at pet crows and pet them lil' fluffers, go out and see the world, y'know. I had to think very hard and long about this decision and this is the conclusion that I've came up with. I'll still be around on other sites, but just barely. I will focus more on hobbies like snowboarding, sky diving, and becoming a mascot for Burger King. Yes, that is my lifelong dream. Finally becoming a burger. I was always a burger on the inside, but now, I can finally burg out.

I tip my hat to you all, and have a goodnight.

I can read and line up the yellow letters. Pretty smart, not gonna lie. XD

I'm always deeply curious what deep-dive lead to this typei.e. off-topic threads not related to site function of thread necro.
What search keyword was used? What made this the most relevant thread? And was the post left related somehow to the search or was this just a thread they coincidentally enjoyed?

G’damn, I totally forgot about this lol. And I still feel like a burger on the inside to this very day

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