Topic: Lets talk - im a male 22

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im trying to break out of my shell...im wanting to have an adventerios chat with anyone about any thing ...im looking for a chat like that....im puting myself out thier for all to see lol... my furry name is lineik if you wanted to know. im usaly shy. but agin im trying to crack my shell open so.... WHAA BAM ... shell broken.

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ippiki_ookami said:
gross

like frosted butts kind of gross??

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TheHuskyK9 said:
Yo Dude that shell was expensive

lol
sorry it had to-WAIT NO NO DONT- WHAA BAM- FUCK 10 MORE JUST CRACKED.

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THE GUTS. IT'S EVERYWHEEEEEEEEEERE!

But seriously, welcome to e621.

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Patch said:
THE GUTS. IT'S EVERYWHEEEEEEEEEERE!

But seriously, welcome to e621.

thank you. also. LOOK DA FUCK OUT ITS A MUOTHA FUCKING GAINT ASS PEICE OF SHELL SHRAPNOAL HEADED YOUR WAY.

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lineik said:
thank you. also. LOOK DA FUCK OUT ITS A MUOTHA FUCKING GAINT ASS PEICE OF SHELL SHRAPNOAL HEADED YOUR WAY.

That better not be a blue shell. Or a red one, for that matter.

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Butterscotch said:
I'm pretty sure the blue shells are supposed to fuck with us, not the other way around lol

Believe it or not, I avoided a blue shell and got 1st in the race. True story

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TheHuskyK9 said:
Believe it or not, I avoided a blue shell and got 1st in the race. True story

I believe it :P, avoiding blue shells is not that hard after all.

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Lineik used Shell Smash!
Lineik's Defense fell!
Lineik's Special Defense fell!
Lineik's Attack sharply rose!
Lineik's Special Attack sharply rose!
Lineik's Speed sharply rose!

Welcome to e621

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From experience I can tell you that spending all day long with things that are and always will be fantasy is not the right path and no way "to break your shell".
It might lessen whatever pain there is, but you should accept this pain as driving force for changing yourself.

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FatherOfGray said:
Lineik used Shell Smash!
Lineik's Defense fell!
Lineik's Special Defense fell!
Lineik's Attack sharply rose!
Lineik's Special Attack sharply rose!
Lineik's Speed sharply rose!

Welcome to e621

ohh sounds nice :3

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Der_Traubenfuchs said:
From experience I can tell you that spending all day long with things that are and always will be fantasy is not the right path and no way "to break your shell".
It might lessen whatever pain there is, but you should accept this pain as driving force for changing yourself.

its more of a soicail shell.... also you looked way to deep into that lol...ps ive always been a furry

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lineik said:
its more of a soicail shell.... also you looked way to deep into that lol...ps ive always been a furry

alllllwaaaays......

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(Jayfeather) said:
alllllwaaaays......

allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssssss

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Kotep said:
I'm gonna break out of my shell and be more social

by posting on a furry booru

no.no.no. i posted in the forum to introduce myself to the commuinity. also dont mock me. you arnt a kid your an adult act like it ok?the soicil shell just comes with it.

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lineik said:
no.no.no. i posted in the forum to introduce myself to the commuinity. also dont mock me. you arnt a kid your an adult act like it ok?the soicil shell just comes with it.

Damn....

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lineik said:
no.no.no. i posted in the forum to introduce myself to the commuinity. also dont mock me. you arnt a kid your an adult act like it ok?the soicil shell just comes with it.

I'm 21 and what is this?

But seriously... calm. That's part of the madness you'll see 'round 'ere. It was a test...

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lineik said:
no.no.no. i posted in the forum to introduce myself to the commuinity. also dont mock me. you arnt a kid your an adult act like it ok?the soicil shell just comes with it.

You say you're an adult, but your grammar skills say otherwise.

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Renard_Queenston said:
You say you're an adult, but your grammar skills say otherwise.

cool story!

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Xch3l said:
I'm 21 and what is this?

But seriously... calm. That's part of the madness you'll see 'round 'ere. It was a test...

i dont actauly give into that kinda stuff..... i just wanted to see what dicks thier are here and what to expect

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Renard_Queenston said:
Wanna hear it again? There's a lot more.

ewigen Fluch zu Ihnen. Sie sind blind für den Schmerz in dir.(im learing german) shure (german above dose not mean shure) its off topic but it still helps to use it.

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Hammie said:
Ugh, bad sex pun is worst kind of pun.

Nah, the worst are paraplegic puns, I just can't stand them.

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lineik said:
ewigen Fluch zu Ihnen. Sie sind blind für den Schmerz in dir.

What? That doesn't make sense. The first half literally translates back into "eternal curse to (formal you)" and the second half to "(formal you) are blind for the pain in (informal you)".

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Depending on what you wanted to say you want to use one of those for the first part.
"Verflucht nochmal!" ("Curses!" or "Curse you!") very rarely said with a explicitly stated target, most often used like the english variant.
"Ich verfluche dich/sie!" ("I curse you!") barely said, we have better things to swear with (also, informal you/formal you, I'd use formal you to add more insult, nothing like using proper etiquette while cussing)

Also, you would want to stay either formal or informal in any given sentence, so you would want to use "ihnen" instead of "dir".

And I have no real idea what you wanted to say with either, hit me with what you wanted to say in english and I can give you a proper translation.

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Ach nein! There are germans involved now!

Also-> Hi lineik :3

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HappySquirrel said:
Ach nein! There are germans involved now!

We are everywhere.

Everywhere.

Also, you meant "Oh nein". "Ach nein!" is a sarcastic really?! .

:V

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NotMeNotYouMobile said:
What? That doesn't make sense. The first half literally translates back into "eternal curse to (formal you)" and the second half to "(formal you) are blind for the pain in (informal you)".

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Depending on what you wanted to say you want to use one of those for the first part.
"Verflucht nochmal!" ("Curses!" or "Curse you!") very rarely said with a explicitly stated target, most often used like the english variant.
"Ich verfluche dich/sie!" ("I curse you!") barely said, we have better things to swear with (also, informal you/formal you, I'd use formal you to add more insult, nothing like using proper etiquette while cussing)

Also, you would want to stay either formal or informal in any given sentence, so you would want to use "ihnen" instead of "dir".

And I have no real idea what you wanted to say with either, hit me with what you wanted to say in english and I can give you a proper translation.

i said i was learing. also thanks for the feedback it helps. im going to have to have a word with my instructor

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HappySquirrel said:
Ach nein! There are germans involved now!

Also-> Hi lineik :3

hi :3

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NotMeNotYouMobile said:
What? That doesn't make sense. The first half literally translates back into "eternal curse to (formal you)" and the second half to "(formal you) are blind for the pain in (informal you)".

Klicke hier für eine kleine Deutschlektion

Depending on what you wanted to say you want to use one of those for the first part.
"Verflucht nochmal!" ("Curses!" or "Curse you!") very rarely said with a explicitly stated target, most often used like the english variant.
"Ich verfluche dich/sie!" ("I curse you!") barely said, we have better things to swear with (also, informal you/formal you, I'd use formal you to add more insult, nothing like using proper etiquette while cussing)

Also, you would want to stay either formal or informal in any given sentence, so you would want to use "ihnen" instead of "dir".

And I have no real idea what you wanted to say with either, hit me with what you wanted to say in english and I can give you a proper translation.

and i said i used germany for practice it wasnt supost to insult any one i just thought id use it also i use "curse" as in an actuely curse not things like FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT or something like that

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HappySquirrel said:
Don't tell me what i mean!
I meant what i wrote!

lol

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The only things I know in German are greetings and (most likely) offensive stuff.

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(Jayfeather) said:
The only things I know in German are greetings and (most likely) offensive stuff.

These are the most important things anyway, you can go shopping without ever saying anything and ordering at a restaurant with pointing is still a valid option.

lineik said:
i said i was learing. also thanks for the feedback it helps. im going to have to have a word with my instructor

and i said i used germany for practice it wasnt supost to insult any one i just thought id use it also i use "curse" as in an actuely curse not things like FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT or something like that

Well, I could have probably worded it a little bit friendlier than what I typed.
Also, a simple "Verflucht!" will then serve you just nicely for your purposes.
But like I said, if you need a small translation or are confused by some of our german rules or something explained, hit me with a PM, it is after all an exercise for me too.

HappySquirrel said:
Don't tell me what i mean!
I meant what i wrote!

People will laugh at you. Do you want people to laugh at you?!

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I honestly dont hear "Oh Nein" a lot. That sure is one of the weakest ways to express surprise in German.

"Ach nein" can be used as i did, as a sign of disapproval, of not liking whats going on.

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HappySquirrel said:
I honestly dont hear "Oh Nein" a lot. That sure is one of the weakest ways to express surprise in German.

"Ach nein" can be used as i did, as a sign of disapproval, of not liking whats going on.

but you like me going on you. lol sexual innuendos every where its getting drafty

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lineik said:
but you like me going on you. lol sexual innuendos every where its getting drafty

Is that your "Trusty Justy", or are you happy to see me, Jake?

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furballs_dc said:
Is that your "Trusty Justy", or are you happy to see me?

I have a job for you.... but it blows

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lineik said:
I have a job for you.... but it blows

And it will suck as well I'm sure.

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furballs_dc said:
And it will suck as well I'm sure.

Hi, sorry I don't have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line

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Oh sorry, but this line is currently busy. Feel free to try again later.

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furballs_dc said:
And it will suck as well I'm sure.

butt lets just quit this cause mines getting tired

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lineik said:
butt lets just quit this cause mines getting tired

And yours exploded all over the room.

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furballs_dc said:
And yours exploded all over the room.

:O ow that realy hurt....you

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Funny, I feel fine. Wait. What is that wormhole doing there? I didn't divide by zero yet.

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do you want wolf to the face? cuz if you suck this bad itll draw me to you. but youll feline when i cum to you

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when i responded it showed a link to a jpg

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furballs_dc said:
Works fine for me.

send it to me in a message if its that good or funny

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furballs_dc said:
The image does show though, right?

no

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furballs_dc said:
The image does show though, right?

SHOW ME

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HappySquirrel said:
I honestly dont hear "Oh Nein" a lot. That sure is one of the weakest ways to express surprise in German.

Yes it is, it is however also the one that comes closest to what you seemed to wish to use.
The most often used would then be "Was?" and "Hey" or "Na klasse...", but that depends on the part of germany in question.

HappySquirrel said:
"Ach nein" can be used as i did, as a sign of disapproval, of not liking whats going on.

I do not know what type of german you speak but it is definitely not the one spoken by germans in germany.
I'll spare you the technicalities but I gladly dig those out if you wish so.

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