Topic: Christian Terrorists attack Target store with bomb?

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yeahh, nothing promotes women's safety in bathroom like a bomb!

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Organization understands basic chemistry and explosives engineering.

Doesn't understand irony.

This is a distressingly common issue now-a-days.

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Munkelzahn said:
yawn
wake me up when they start beheading/burning/hanging/shooting/aciding people

Well, given enough time and motivation, they could probably get there, lol.

Not trying to devalue or downplay Islamic extremists, I just think it's amusing when Christian extremists start behaving similarly....

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Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Well, given enough time and motivation, they could probably get there, lol.

Not trying to devalue or downplay Islamic extremists, I just think it's amusing when Christian extremists start behaving similarly....

There is absolutely nothing connecting this incident with either The American Family Association or a Christian organization. What absurd, inflammatory articles/thread. In any case the perpetrator is an idiot and their supposed affiliation, when caught, shouldn't be taken seriously.

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Holy crap, small little plastic bottle bomb costs Target $10,000,000,000?! That's a lot of money, man, for a "Small explosion that only damaged the womens' restroom!"

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Furrin_Gok said:
Holy crap, small little plastic bottle bomb costs Target $10,000,000,000?! That's a lot of money, man, for a "Small explosion that only damaged the womens' restroom!"

Leave a bathroom alone longer than a day and you won't be able to tell the difference.

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Furrin_Gok said:
Holy crap, small little plastic bottle bomb costs Target $10,000,000,000?! That's a lot of money, man, for a "Small explosion that only damaged the womens' restroom!"

I'm pretty sure it's accumulative damage caused by the AFA according to the article not just the restroom. I think the only way to cause 10 billion dollars worth of damage to a restroom is to nuke it.

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Manasgael said:
There is no mention in either article of a suspect having been found, let alone what that suspect's religious affiliations might be.

Shhh, shhh, you're disrupting the bandwagon.

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Ratte said:
Leave a bathroom alone longer than a day and you won't be able to tell the difference.

lol

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Ratte said:
Leave a bathroom alone longer than a day and you won't be able to tell the difference.

Dude, I leave a place alone for one hour sometimes and it looks like a bomb went off.

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>Go to Target
>Get bombed
Yay an activity I already hate is made even more unbearable by the threat of death and crazed inbred trash preaching

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In before people start labeling any and all people associated with a religious organization as being one and the same and/or that all terrorists are all Christians, etc etc. I'll grab the popcorn.

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fox_whisper85 said:
In before people start labeling any and all people associated with a religious organization as being one and the same and/or that all terrorists are all Christians, etc etc. I'll grab the popcorn.

Pass some of that here, please!

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Cactus said:
>Go to Target
>Get bombed
Yay an activity I already hate is made even more unbearable by the threat of death and crazed inbred trash preaching

They don't even know who did it yet. Could have been stones or stupid teens for all we know.

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Furrin_Gok said:
They don't even know who did it yet. Could have been stones or stupid teens for all we know.

It was probably Walmart. Let's face it, we're about to have a store war...

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Munkelzahn said:
yawn
wake me up when they start beheading/burning/hanging/shooting/aciding people

or chopping people up with machetes or is that just a muslim and/or islam thing?

edit: oops, just noticed my mistake there. islam, not israeli.

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More of a reason why religion is on life support in some parts of the world.

And these Christian fundies should just convert to Judaism and move to Isreal, because all they care about is the Old Testament.

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fox_whisper85 said:
In before people start labeling any and all people associated with a religious organization as being one and the same and/or that all terrorists are all Christians, etc etc. I'll grab the popcorn.

Awwww. You ~did~ notice that I used the qualifier / descriptor "extremists" right? So that doesn't actually include the Ned Flanders hippy dippy "Jesus loves everyone and totally nullified the Old Testament" type Christians. Nah, when I say "extremists" I mean people like Robert Dear, Joshua Feuerstein, Pastor Steven Anderson or Scott Lively. I did not in any way, shape, or form... intend to imply >all< Christians are terrorists. That would be like trying to use scare words like "socialist" to lump Bernie Sanders in the same category as someone like Stalin.

Knotty_Curls said:
Have you ever considered working for a clickbait company

I lol'd relatively hard at this.

treos said:
or chopping people up with machetes or is that just a muslim and/or islam thing?

Careful, Treos, that tharr is hate speech, ya know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qp06myXD4g

Cactus said:
Yay an activity I already hate is made even more unbearable by the threat of death and crazed inbred trash preaching

UH-TEN-CHEN TARGIT SHAPPERS, JEBUS JEBUS JEBUS, GAWD HAETZ KWEERS, GOOBLE GIBBLE GIM GAM, UR AWL GOIN' TUH HAYLE, YUH HEERMEH!!!11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxUeFHUlHT4

Those poor kids are like "Ugh, mom is so embarrassing when she goes off her medication."

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ElctrcBoogalord said:
More of a reason why religion is on life support in some parts of the world.

And these Christian fundies should just convert to Judaism and move to Isreal, because all they care about is the Old Testament.

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Awwww. You ~did~ notice that I used the qualifier / descriptor "extremists" right? So that doesn't actually include the Ned Flanders hippy dippy "Jesus loves everyone and totally nullified the Old Testament" type Christians. Nah, when I say "extremists" I mean people like Robert Dear, Joshua Feuerstein, Pastor Steven Anderson or Scott Lively. I did not in any way, shape, or form... intend to imply >all< Christians are terrorists. That would be like trying to use scare words like "socialist" to lump Bernie Sanders in the same category as someone like Stalin.

I lol'd relatively hard at this.

Careful, Treos, that tharr is hate speech, ya know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qp06myXD4g

UH-TEN-CHEN TARGIT SHAPPERS, JEBUS JEBUS JEBUS, GAWD HAETZ KWEERS, GOOBLE GIBBLE GIM GAM, UR AWL GOIN' TUH HAYLE, YUH HEERMEH!!!11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxUeFHUlHT4

Those poor kids are like "Ugh, mom is so embarrassing when she goes off her medication."

Stop accusing people unfairly. Until the culprit is caught and proven to be supported by a group, dont' blame the group itself. For all we know, Siral was right, and it was just a rival store.

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Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Careful, Treos, that tharr is hate speech, ya know.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qp06myXD4g

oh hi there...should we sit a moment while i speak of how completely and utterly this world we live in is darn near FUBAR currently and discuss the many things making it steadily worse? i dare say, if my harmless slip up a while back got me a neutral, then...well...don't push a person too far or the results may upset FAR more people than either of us would want to. lol my opinion of some topics could really cause trouble none of us want hear, just saying.

seriously though, that HAS happened and not too long ago at that. i could probably go dig up the news article as proof if you wish. iirc it was atheists which...really is predictable tbh.

also, how can the truth be hate speech? that logic, man...wtf? o_O

oh and off topic but i just saw superman come VERY close to death via a russian nuke in a movie. that was awwwesome. *evil laugh* he looked horrible, all shrunken and weak...until he miraculously recovered soon after. >.> pffft he ain't completely invincible, just DARN hard to take down.

edit: german guilt -_- yeah, i've seen that video. to that i say: some people simply can't or refuse to put the past behind them and let it stay that way.

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treos said:
i dare say, if my harmless slip up a while back got me a neutral, then...well...don't push a person too far or the results may upset FAR more people than either of us would want to.

Oh, you got neutral'd too? So did I! Let's be neutral buddies. ~~ By the way, I was joking when I said "that tharr's hate speech." Oh, and did you watch all of that video? Funny how Germany has so many laws against the display of Nazi symbolism or salutes, but when the anti-Semites are immigrants from Islamic countries, they throw their own laws out the window and let them do as they please. Ya know, cuz to criticize them in any way would be "racist" or whatever, that and the German government officials are probably scared that any reaction or punishment would get them put onto some Fatwa list, and nobody wants to wind up like Salman Rushdie... right?

And wow, Treos... I checked out the "source" of what got you neutral'd...

Hahaha, making an arbitrary joke about a person who will never see it, in a thread where most of the commenters share your view... that's pretty lame, homie. I empathize with you. People reading stuff seem to not really care that much about actual intent or context - just how it makes them feel, or what they ~think~ your intent is... and so they react from a place of feelings, rather than actually looking at and analyzing what you say. I've also noticed people dunno how to interpret humor.

Furrin_Gok said:
Stop accusing people unfairly.

Case in point.

Even my post title has a question mark in it, which is supposed to imply ambiguity. And I specified "extremists" and I didn't say all Christians were extreme, did I? You're implying that I think that, but I am actually totally okay with the hippy-dippy peacenik Christians, because those aren't the kind that go around trying to shoot up a Planned Parenthood building. Those aren't the kind that bring their entire family into a Target store to scream at customers and be annoying cuntwaffles, so I am totally A-OK with moderate Christians. It's the extremist freakos that I think are lulzcows.

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Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Oh, you got neutral'd too? So did I! Let's be neutral buddies. ~~ By the way, I was joking when I said "that tharr's hate speech." Oh, and did you watch all of that video? Funny how Germany has so many laws against the display of Nazi symbolism or salutes, but when the anti-Semites are immigrants from Islamic countries, they throw their own laws out the window and let them do as they please. Ya know, cuz to criticize them in any way would be "racist" or whatever, that and the German government is probably scared to death any reaction or punishment would get them put onto some Fatwa list, and nobody wants to wind up like Salman Rushdie... right?

partly the same here, i was largely just pointing things out on my part up there.

never heard of this Salman Rushdie person before. but yeah, sounds about right to me given the whole migrant crisis mess and all.

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