Topic: Was Santa kind to you this year?

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For those of you who celebrate Christmas, obviously. We all know that having a good Christmas isn't intrinsically tied to getting gifts, but they certainly help!

Got myself a new dutch oven, and a copy of World Whiskey to help tide me over for the next month or so.

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I got fat-people's clothing, candy and money.

needless to say, it was a good Christmas :3

cash>gifts everyday xD

in extension, what I got was: an external hard drive, my graphics card and a dildo.

the simple bare necessities of life.

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Kimpumomo said:
in extension, what I got was: an external hard drive, my graphics card and a dildo.

pix or it didn't happen :)

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As I was santa this year, Santa bought me some Vodka and a Handjob

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I got a metric buttload of candy, clothes, pajamas, new shoes, fancy soaps, and a brand new toaster.

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I got AC3, an iPad, a coffee mug (odd seeing as I don't drink coffee), and a set of katanas. BADASS, THANKS SANTA!

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Candy, whetstone for my multitude of knifes, cash and most importantly a roof over my head for a couple of weeks more.
Oh, and cornflakes, I had none over the holidays and got a new package.
It was a good christmas.

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(Jayfeather) said:
As I was santa this year, Santa bought me some Vodka and a Handjob

Me too

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i thought i was gonna get a new computer, but i all got was a plushie sloth. because i'm lazy :L also a trip and some fancy beverages

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SirAntagonist said:
Hell yes!
I got a reasonable dad! And a shiny new bottle of gin.

Glad to know he'll be as good as new. =^.^=

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My family is pretty tight knit and we never skimp on Christmas. Things have been tough this year though so I wasn't expecting a crazy haul. Got a pretty sweet overcoat though. :3

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I got a poker set and a blackjack table (Strip poker anyone?) as well as Assassin's Creed 3 and Black Ops 2 among other stuff.

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Digital_Kindness said:
For those of you who celebrate Christmas, obviously. We all know that having a good Christmas isn't intrinsically tied to getting gifts, but they certainly help!

Got myself a new dutch oven, and a copy of World Whiskey to help tide me over for the next month or so.

Nope, Santa wasn't kind to me AT ALL.
I got a guy who invited me to a Caribbean island for new years eve only to not answer me for 2 days and then write "We shouldn't go on a vacation together. We barely know each other. I don't want things to go too fast or they won't work out and we both don't like this! Let us talk tomorrow.". That was two days ago once again.
Last time I saw him I drove him to the airport and he said: "You gotta sleep at my hotel if you don't get me to the airport in time to make up for it..." and he gave me a kiss when he left the car, leaving me in my car with a diamond boner.
What an asshole. He is supposed to be 14 years older than me, but I am not so sure anymore.
I am sitting here suffering, debating over whether I should call him once again or forget about him while he probably isn't wasting a single thought on me.
Oh well, I'll just upload this massive collection of comissioned art I discovered.

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Munkelzahn said:
pix or it didn't happen :)

I'll post some links here when I get it all ^^

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Akkira said:
Nope, Santa wasn't kind to me AT ALL.
I got a guy who invited me to a Caribbean island for new years eve only to not answer me for 2 days and then write "We shouldn't go on a vacation together. We barely know each other. I don't want things to go too fast or they won't work out and we both don't like this! Let us talk tomorrow.". That was two days ago once again.
Last time I saw him I drove him to the airport and he said: "You gotta sleep at my hotel if you don't get me to the airport in time to make up for it..." and he gave me a kiss when he left the car, leaving me in my car with a diamond boner.
What an asshole. He is supposed to be 14 years older than me, but I am not so sure anymore.
I am sitting here suffering, debating over whether I should call him once again or forget about him while he probably isn't wasting a single thought on me.
Oh well, I'll just upload this massive collection of comissioned art I discovered.

Drop that jerkass immediately.

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pony0010 said:
Drop that jerkass immediately.

admin has spoken. xD

I'd say give him a call and give it a shot. if he won't take the time, at least you know 'you' did.

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Kimpumomo said:
admin has spoken. xD

I'd say give him a call and give it a shot. if he won't take the time, at least you know 'you' did.

pony0010 said:
Drop that jerkass immediately.

Yes, what they said. Can at least try.

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I won't call him at all.
The ball is on his side of the field.
I expect him to return my "first kiss with a guy" chemically cleaned though.
Maybe all he ever does is stealing first kisses from other inexperienced guys and then let them suffer with the silence treatment?
Maybe that's his deep dark fantasy fetish.
The more I think about it the more I realize that he really is a jerk and not worth anymore romantic consideration.

I'd still let him invite me to expensive dinners, vacations and let him take my gay virginity though if he ever calls again. I'll just try to keep the romantic feelings at bay.

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Akkira said:
I'd still let him invite me to expensive dinners, vacations and let him take my gay virginity though if he ever calls again. I'll just try to keep the romantic feelings at bay.

That's not an incredibly stupid idea or anything. You're better off just washing your hands of him completely and moving on with your life.

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Akkira said:
I won't call him at all.
The ball is on his side of the field.
I expect him to return my "first kiss with a guy" chemically cleaned though.
Maybe all he ever does is stealing first kisses from other inexperienced guys and then let them suffer with the silence treatment?
Maybe that's his deep dark fantasy fetish.
The more I think about it the more I realize that he really is a jerk and not worth anymore romantic consideration.

I'd still let him invite me to expensive dinners, vacations and let him take my gay virginity though if he ever calls again. I'll just try to keep the romantic feelings at bay.

ah, bitterness... I know you too well...

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Akkira said:
I won't call him at all.
The ball is on his side of the field.
I expect him to return my "first kiss with a guy" chemically cleaned though.
Maybe all he ever does is stealing first kisses from other inexperienced guys and then let them suffer with the silence treatment?
Maybe that's his deep dark fantasy fetish.
The more I think about it the more I realize that he really is a jerk and not worth anymore romantic consideration.

I'd still let him invite me to expensive dinners, vacations and let him take my gay virginity though if he ever calls again. I'll just try to keep the romantic feelings at bay.

a) That would be a dickmove from you
b) Can bite you in the ass doing this, just stay clear of him and tell him to go to hell if he calls you.

Except if you like to be toyed with but I doubt that.

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i got 2 new pellet guns a bow and a drawing tablet well money for a drawing tablet

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I got a turntable that converts any song on the vinyl to mp3,Forza Horizon and an xbox live membership. Then I went and blew about $105 of Christmas money on more vinyls and a better xbox remote. In other words,yes.

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