Topic: APOCALYPSE THREAD!

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Happy apocalypse everybody!
As most of you may know, the world is predicted to end by the mayan calendar which has been counting down for approximately 5,440 years. These are the same guys who have predicted every lunar eclipse down to the minute. If you're reading this, then congratulations, you've lived to the end of the earth!
According to translators, the last cycle of the mayan calendar ends at exactly 11:11 GMT. Don't know what time GMT is and when the fated time happens in your time zone? Follow this helpful link:
http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/
Good luck surviving the end of days!

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furballs_dc said:
[Citation Needed]

I don't need citations, I've got pseudoscience!

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Crystalinn said:
Oh boy, here we go.

But I haven't even told you the one about the banana peal and the Easter bunny.

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If we all die, I hope all of you who said the Mayans predicted it die first. The global IQ rates will skyrocket for several scant seconds.

That is all.

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furballs_dc said:
Well, it's 11:17 PM gmt here, so...

TheHuskyK9 said:
It's already the 21st in China and they're fine...

niggas it's only 6:30 gmt

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Welp, there goes my (lack of a) plan for the future.

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Didn't you know the word end a long time ago we all ended up in hell together where we think we are still alive and everything just keeps getting worse and worse

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I went outside and said "By God it's a beautiful apocalypse today! Look at the apocalypticly perfect sky!" Yep it
s gonna be a wonderful end of the world :') *sniffle*

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The end of human existence would have made my life a lot more simple, but on the other hand, then I'd never know how A Game of Thrones ended.

EDIT: According to this website the world actually did end. Well dang! Sorry guys :C

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elad said

The end of human existence would have made my life a lot more simple, but on the other hand, then I'd never know how Game of thrones ended.

NO!
The world shall not end till The Game of thrones end! I will make sure of that!

As for the site you mentioned, wow, are they serious?

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Question13 said:
As for the site you mentioned, wow, are they serious?

I'm pretty sure it's satire. :p

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