i see that you throw some smoked marijuana in egg shampoo and then after turning around you have a fap cream and its good for fapping when drive i tried it i put some on my pussy and i drived in the same time and its good

stop already

Can I ask you why the HECK you should be fapping while driving??? XD

If you're in road, keep your attention 100% to driving. That's why some countries and states have criminalised talking with cellphone while driving.

And please stop these invention treads.

This isn't your average everyday shitposting. This is... ADVANCED SHITPOSTING!

aurel said:
A simple dildo glued to a car seat becomes a vibrator ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can I ask why someone would take a dildo with himself to car???

I even don't have a car, I use metro and despite of how other people react when you place a dildo on the seat and then sitting on it, the metro doesn't vibrate XD XD

alirezatm said:
I use metro and despite of how other people react when you place a dildo on the seat and then sitting on it,

Sounds like you've tried it yourself :V

Urgh

Lizardite said:
Sounds like you've tried it yourself :V

>:|

No

Mutisija said:
stop already

yes i had stopped fapping because i had orgasme

aurel said:
*refers to e6 police thread* :/

no polizei can't get me becaus they can't see i fapping

aurel said:
heh, not as its a big deal... if nobody sees, nobody gets hurt right?
*this is not a recommendation*
But not as other people dont do it..
In fact, a nearby sex store has recommended women to try out using Ben Wa balls for whole day wait what?
:O
:<
:>
I dont know how to feel.

i am in berlin and polizei berlin can't get me they are money polizei and i no go to sex store i invent my sex toys

alirezatm said:
I'm thinking that if we had some fucking polices, this drama wouldn't happen >:|

I would have blocked this topic in 10 minutes now we have to wait until NMNY wakes up >:(

ADD POLICE TO E6!
ADD POLICE TO E6!
ADD POLICE!!!!!!!

You will never have power.

Actinium-89 said:
You will never have power.

No.

alirezatm said:
I'm thinking that if we had some fucking polices, this drama wouldn't happen >:|

I would have blocked this topic in 10 minutes now we have to wait until NMNY wakes up >:(

ADD POLICE TO E6!
ADD POLICE TO E6!
ADD POLICE!!!!!!!

Spamming unrelated threads, feeding trolls, and general shitposting are the signs of someone who should never have any sort of authority.