Topic: Hi Hi!!

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Hello everyone um..... I'm pretty new here so like honestly I don't know what to like say or how to introduce myself properly so..... hi X3

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Welcome to the site, always have some hand sanatizer handy, don't eat the yellow snow, and when in doubt, post bewbs or cute lolis/cubs.

Updated by anonymous

Welcome. Your starter kit should arrive in the mail by the 16th of August.

This kit will include a towel, a cookie and a gallon of bleach. When the time comes, you'll know what to do with them.

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Hello! Always nice to see a new face here. :D

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Sweet X3 I feel so welcome now. Uh I hope I can like get to know you all. I enjoy making friends and to answer one of your questions I am like into a lot and I mean a LOT of fetishes heh. My favorites being bondage, definitely anal (giving mostly, I may receive like if I'm in the mood heh) oh yeah and I'm kind of a.... exhibitionist XD so I enjoy being nude quite a lot. Anyway if like you all would like to know me a bit better feel free to like say hi, me being the friendly sheppy I am I'll totally talk to you =3 yeah forwarding I talk a lot XD

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Knotty_Curls said:
Welcome. Your starter kit should arrive in the mail by the 16th of August.

This kit will include a towel, a cookie and a gallon of bleach. When the time comes, you'll know what to do with them.

I never got my cookie...

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Probably the most welcoming welcome I've seen so far on this forum.

Keep it up, guys!

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and for the love of what little remains sacred in this world (no, childhood is not among those :P sites such as this have long since desecrated this thing known as a childhood lol) do NOT give into curiosity and click Mutisija's profile pic or you WILL suffer.

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treos said:
and for the love of what little remains sacred in this world (no, childhood is not among those :P sites such as this have long since desecrated this thing known as a childhood lol) do NOT give into curiosity and click Mutisija's profile pic or you WILL suffer.

Naw, I'd say he should not click any 6268

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RustyTorpedo said:
Fresh meat for the pit, boys!

Hahaha hey now be gentle

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Welcome.
I'm fairly new as well (about 4 months or so)
Nice to meet you!

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Everyone was new here once, as long as you follow the rules and are an all-around pleasant person you will get along fine :)

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Queen_Tyr'ahnee said:
Everyone was new here once, as long as you follow the rules and are an all-around pleasant person you will get along fine :)

A pleasant person I am I assure you of that X3 again thank you all for the awesome welcome. I feel all special and shit haha

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Welcome to the worst wasture of your life, named e621.

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alirezatm said:
Welcome to the worst wasture of your life, named e621.

I think you mean the internet as a whole.

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hello and welcome to the wonderful world of shitting dicknipples and hyper anuses. i hope you enjoy your stay! you see we are being nice to you because we dont want to scare you away. when you notice that its all just act, its too late to run.

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Mutisija said:
hyper anuses.

"And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."

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MissChu said:
"And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss analvores you."

fixed

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Munkelzahn said:
fixed

It's scary how quickly one can go to the other. And often does.

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Read comments.
Snort bleach.

Read report tickets.
Snort bleach.

Read takedown requests, realize blood-brain barrier is much too slow.
Directly inject bleach into brain.

Welcome to e621. Spes omnes relinquite, Enjoy your stay. No one can help you now.

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Xch3l said:
Naw, I'd say he should not click any 6268

o.O what?

also, seems i forgot something when i last posted in this thread. here, have this:

post #681991

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Greetings: Just leave your sanity into the bin on your left and enjoy your stay.

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Actinium-89 said:
One day I will write dirty fanfic about this picture for you.

let's both write it

together

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treos said:
-_- same thing i said then

Naw, Muti's avatar isn't compared to 6268. Their avi is just a warning

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Xch3l said:
Naw, Muti's avatar isn't compared to 6268. Their avi is just a warning

and a reminder

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Hah wow I didn't realize I'd get so many people to say hi to me X3 aren't I a special doggy lol.

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Skeptic_Tank said:
Sup dude. welcome to our corner of the internet.

OriOdin said:
Hah wow I didn't realize I'd get so many people to say hi to me X3 aren't I a special doggy lol.

Don't fall off the edge tho XD

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you people don't welcome me on my new here topic but you welcome others and i hate all of you

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NMNYISGAY said:
you people don't welcome me on my new here topic but you welcome others and i hate all of you

Okay! ;)

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