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I accidentally flashed my brother today. Thinking there was no one in the hallway, I lowered my undies whilst approaching my room, not knowing my brother was standing in the middle. Eek!

oh boy its march, you know what that means

tornado season baby

get the radios out, hunker down under the staircase/basement and and try to not freak the children out by reminding them they live on the one continent these air monsters are common

at some point in time, i had a cover josh groban did of con te partiro. apparently it's much more obscure than i'd assumed, as i've been looking online for weeks with no luck

a thousand brownie points and a free blowjob to anyone who can help me out

In response to blip #67647

@Serafiana: what you OWN Bambi? >~>

That's kinda funny because a few other users say the same thing about their "usernames" are being stolen or some other shit that belong to the rightful owners and become butthurt about it. C'mon man...

One thing that I like to do sometimes, is play the Sonic X intro, but play it on .5 speed, because it's funny how it sounds.

For some reason I appear to be the only stocker at lowes that customers will ask for help.

I can only imagine it is because I'm the most beautiful and approachable of the group.

Everyone is talking about getting a Switch, and I'm just sitting here living just fine with a PS4, Fallout 4, and a smoldering depression that is caused by other reasons not pertaining to the video game systems themselves.

My college's spring break starts next week. Going to Philadelphia during the break. I'll admit that I am a virgin...when it comes to Philly cheese steaks.

In response to blip #67628

@MariaDevita:
Honestly, yes. We're in 2017 and its already March. I blame/complement technological distractions.

And 5 hours of sleep yesterday is chump change to have a Switch.

@Routganan:
I'm guessing your retailer screwed up or something?