bowser (mario bros and etc) created by junkztown
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  • ok so, 3 things before i ramble:
    1 - i am terrible at math and physics, so this may be completely incorrect, trust me at your own will
    2 - this is highly speculative due to this being a drawing
    3 - i have no clue why i did this lol

    using koopa's hand as reference (and assuming it's the same size as a human hand), we can infer that that table is about 61 cm (2 ft) long

    considering it takes 500 Newtons of force to break a 30 cm long plank (https://sciencedemonstrations.fas.harvard.edu/presentations/karate-blow), it would take about 1015 N of force to break that table in half

    now, considering the table only cracked and didnt snap in two, lets do a generous estimate that it would take 75% (about 761 N) of that force to cause that damage

    using the formula m= f/a (using earth's gravitational force for a), i've come to the conclusion that in this image, bowser's cock weighs a little under 77.6 kg (about 171 lb)

    for reference, the average european weighs about 70.8 kg (156 lb)

    do with that info what you will (also feel free to correct me if you want to)

    (great art btw)

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  • thw222 said:
    ok so, 3 things before i ramble:
    1 - i am terrible at math and physics, so this may be completely incorrect, trust me at your own will
    2 - this is highly speculative due to this being a drawing
    3 - i have no clue why i did this lol

    using koopa's hand as reference (and assuming it's the same size as a human hand), we can infer that that table is about 61 cm (2 ft) long

    considering it takes 500 Newtons of force to break a 30 cm long plank (https://sciencedemonstrations.fas.harvard.edu/presentations/karate-blow), it would take about 1015 N of force to break that table in half

    now, considering the table only cracked and didnt snap in two, lets do a generous estimate that it would take 75% (about 761 N) of that force to cause that damage

    using the formula m= f/a (using earth's gravitational force for a), i've come to the conclusion that in this image, bowser's cock weighs a little under 77.6 kg (about 171 lb)

    for reference, the average european weighs about 70.8 kg (156 lb)

    do with that info what you will (also feel free to correct me if you want to)

    (great art btw)

    perfect cock weight

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  • man that koopa ain’t got no loyalty I wouldn’t even have to be at a table if he dropped that godlog on my body while I slept I’d wake up just to drain his fat fuckin nuts man, lock in koopa

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  • thw222 said:
    ok so, 3 things before i ramble:
    1 - i am terrible at math and physics, so this may be completely incorrect, trust me at your own will
    2 - this is highly speculative due to this being a drawing
    3 - i have no clue why i did this lol

    using koopa's hand as reference (and assuming it's the same size as a human hand), we can infer that that table is about 61 cm (2 ft) long

    considering it takes 500 Newtons of force to break a 30 cm long plank (https://sciencedemonstrations.fas.harvard.edu/presentations/karate-blow), it would take about 1015 N of force to break that table in half

    now, considering the table only cracked and didnt snap in two, lets do a generous estimate that it would take 75% (about 761 N) of that force to cause that damage

    using the formula m= f/a (using earth's gravitational force for a), i've come to the conclusion that in this image, bowser's cock weighs a little under 77.6 kg (about 171 lb)

    for reference, the average european weighs about 70.8 kg (156 lb)

    do with that info what you will (also feel free to correct me if you want to)

    (great art btw)

    r/hedidthemath

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  • thw222 said:
    ok so, 3 things before i ramble:
    1 - i am terrible at math and physics, so this may be completely incorrect, trust me at your own will
    2 - this is highly speculative due to this being a drawing
    3 - i have no clue why i did this lol

    using koopa's hand as reference (and assuming it's the same size as a human hand), we can infer that that table is about 61 cm (2 ft) long

    considering it takes 500 Newtons of force to break a 30 cm long plank (https://sciencedemonstrations.fas.harvard.edu/presentations/karate-blow), it would take about 1015 N of force to break that table in half

    now, considering the table only cracked and didnt snap in two, lets do a generous estimate that it would take 75% (about 761 N) of that force to cause that damage

    using the formula m= f/a (using earth's gravitational force for a), i've come to the conclusion that in this image, bowser's cock weighs a little under 77.6 kg (about 171 lb)

    for reference, the average european weighs about 70.8 kg (156 lb)

    do with that info what you will (also feel free to correct me if you want to)

    (great art btw)

    Sir, this is an Arby's.

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