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gaypete
Memberhe's needy!
rumpasaur
Memberkoopa leg hair confused me
Inti-
MemberBreakfast is ready
thw222
Memberok so, 3 things before i ramble:
1 - i am terrible at math and physics, so this may be completely incorrect, trust me at your own will
2 - this is highly speculative due to this being a drawing
3 - i have no clue why i did this lol
using koopa's hand as reference (and assuming it's the same size as a human hand), we can infer that that table is about 61 cm (2 ft) long
considering it takes 500 Newtons of force to break a 30 cm long plank (https://sciencedemonstrations.fas.harvard.edu/presentations/karate-blow), it would take about 1015 N of force to break that table in half
now, considering the table only cracked and didnt snap in two, lets do a generous estimate that it would take 75% (about 761 N) of that force to cause that damage
using the formula m= f/a (using earth's gravitational force for a), i've come to the conclusion that in this image, bowser's cock weighs a little under 77.6 kg (about 171 lb)
for reference, the average european weighs about 70.8 kg (156 lb)
do with that info what you will (also feel free to correct me if you want to)
(great art btw)
gaypete
Memberperfect cock weight
throwawaylmao64920
Memberman that koopa ain’t got no loyalty I wouldn’t even have to be at a table if he dropped that godlog on my body while I slept I’d wake up just to drain his fat fuckin nuts man, lock in koopa
Timmytirnon1-2
Memberr/hedidthemath
CollinsCorner
MemberSir, this is an Arby's.
SkriptDoesStuff
Memberwho downvoted??
this shit funny as hell
someone get this mf an award!
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