sillyyy said:
great time to log on!!

Ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about oranges

Thank you jayrnski, you created one of the best mascots ever.

glitchy_wolf said:
Ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about oranges

"Oh Orange;
In the morning light glow;
Glistening dew;
The melted snow;
From winter through;
I do not know;
Just how you grew;
Yet here you grow.
.
Oh Orange;
I pluck you from this tree;
Flesh that is sweet;
It's all for me;
That we should meet;
Was meant to be;
And here I eat;
What's given by thee."
.
~Oh Orange

glitchy_wolf said:
Ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about oranges

Oranges nothing rhymes with the. Oranges are filled with vitamin C

waywardneutrino said:
"Oh Orange;
In the morning light glow;
Glistening dew;
The melted snow;
From winter through;
I do not know;
Just how you grew;
Yet here you grow.
.
Oh Orange;
I pluck you from this tree;
Flesh that is sweet;
It's all for me;
That we should meet;
Was meant to be;
And here I eat;
What's given by thee."
.
~Oh Orange

In a grove where the sunlight dances bright,
Oranges gleam in the warm daylight.
Golden globes of citrus delight,
Bursting with flavor, a true appetite.

Juicy and sweet, with a tangy zest,
Oranges, oh, you’re among the best!
Refreshing sips from a morning glass,
Energizing the day as hours pass.

With a peel that shines in autumn hues,
Oranges offer their splendid views.
Peeling back their fragrant skin,
Reveals the treasure found within.

They brighten salads and desserts with flair,
A splash of orange, beyond compare.
But let’s not forget the pineapple’s grace,
With its tropical charm and spiky embrace.

Pineapples stand as a close contender,
With their vibrant taste, a true defender.
Yet, oranges, you hold your reign,
A citrus queen in the fruit domain.

So here’s to oranges, bright and sweet,
A juicy treat that can’t be beat.
Second only to pineapple's might,
Together they make the fruit world bright!

That face is just adorable, amazing piece.

imkora said:
In a grove where the sunlight dances bright,
Oranges gleam in the warm daylight.
Golden globes of citrus delight,
Bursting with flavor, a true appetite.

Juicy and sweet, with a tangy zest,
Oranges, oh, you’re among the best!
Refreshing sips from a morning glass,
Energizing the day as hours pass.

With a peel that shines in autumn hues,
Oranges offer their splendid views.
Peeling back their fragrant skin,
Reveals the treasure found within.

They brighten salads and desserts with flair,
A splash of orange, beyond compare.
But let’s not forget the pineapple’s grace,
With its tropical charm and spiky embrace.

Pineapples stand as a close contender,
With their vibrant taste, a true defender.
Yet, oranges, you hold your reign,
A citrus queen in the fruit domain.

So here’s to oranges, bright and sweet,
A juicy treat that can’t be beat.
Second only to pineapple's might,
Together they make the fruit world bright!

Why are oranges called oranges, but a apple is not called a red, oh my goodness; I can't take it anymore!

Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard
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Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard
Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard
Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard

someonelseonthissite said:
Why are oranges called oranges, but a apple is not called a red, oh my goodness; I can't take it anymore!

Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard
Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard
Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard
Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard
Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard
Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard
Eatin' a burger wit no honey mustard

When I saw the repeating sentence I immediately thought drunken sailor- just add “early in the mornin’!” after each third line