So, in the heat of the moment, I decided it'd be a good idea to get a thin long object and do what the image says. I got this head massage thingy from the department store, pulling the exact same face as the image the entire time I was there (though, to be honest I kinda look like that most of the time).

So I went home, unbent one of the wires, and... did the thing. I'll be honest with you, it actually felt pretty good, if you think that pain feels pretty good. But I do genuinely like pain. And so I enjoyed it. However, it didn't last very long.

Like, the sensation is kinda what you'd expect. I anticipated there to be some pain involved. But after a few centimeters in, I started to feel worry. Like, I feel like the inner walls of my dick isn't meant to withstand this kind of force, and to be fair, it isn't. It was really scary, I thought I might actually be injuring myself. When I carefully pulled the thing back out, I was expecting to see red. Thankfully, there wasn't any blood.

So yeah, it was like 30 minutes ago and it still hurts. I didn't even go that far, maybe like only 1/4 of my shaft. Did I regret it? Maybe. But I'm sure as hell isn't trying this again anytime soon.

Oh, and I didn't disinfect the thing first before I did this. I only realized this mistake after it was too late. If the hurting doesn't stop I'm just gonna go to the doctor. I hope the only things I lose from this are my $3.5 and my time. I don't want to lose my ability to pleasure myself.

You should probably ask your doctor too about which things you can shove into your cock. The answer will probably be "no", but believe me, they'll know better than some horny idiot on the internet.

Moral of the story: don't do stupid things with what you hold dearly to your life. Not much lesson here other than common sense. I do have something to say though, about a trope I've seen like twice on cock vore pieces: Things do feel better going out than in. Especially when they are liquid.

Edit: It's been almost two hours and it still hurts. Things are much more different when you're no longer horny.

Edit 2: Lmao, someone uploaded the full story to e6. My dignity is in tatters or something. Good thing I don't mind being humiliated like this. Idk, I drew myself as a living pile of shit and worn it as my profile pic there for like 2 months. I probably don't have any dignity.

Edit 3: I just woke up and it still hurts. Not as bad as before, though. I believe it'll cease after a while.

Edit 4: Still hurts, but generally better. I was supposed to go to the clinic yesterday, but it was closed. So I went to the hospital but the specialist wasn't available. I'm gonna get checked out today after class.

Edit 5: I went to the clinic. This was on Monday, actually. I just forgot to update. I also forgot to take the antibiotic the doc prescribed to me on one morning. Also, I caught cold from someone while at the clinic.

Edit 6: It's been a week. I had a check up again on Tuesday and apparently I'm clean of any infection. Yay!