Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews
Abbreviation for Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum
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Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews
Abbreviation for Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum
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Peekaboo
PrivilegedRIP in pieces.
FlashCat
MemberHa ha ha ha ha!
Imaderule34
MemberDon't bother. Been down that road.
Ranzark
MemberIt's called Internet Road
IguanasAreCool
MemberKill Bunny
user 6418
MemberMeh! It's an interpretation of a deity that people have followed around for centuries, same with Other deities like Allah, Odin, The Virgin Mary, etc, etc...
Who gives a shit? When we eventually die, we will not be reborn or live forever in some sort of paradise; we will decompose and return back to the Earth and others will take our place, then the process will continue until all living things cease to exist and all of man's creations will rust away, leaving the world as pristine as the day life began.
God is a myth; plain and simple.
Moon Moon
MemberWelp, we don't know that. It's also more pleasant to think that we still exist after we die, like little Timmy that died of cancer can play on the clouds, completely healthy. Who are you to deny people their happiness? That's no worse than when bigoted Christians want to stop gays from being happy. The sword swings both ways.
Granberia
PrivilegedDon't say such things about Jesus.
It's also more pleasant to think that the Santa makes gifts each year in his north pole workshop, than to know that they are made by children in China. Therefore let's not tell anybody that Santa is not real.
Also, are you suggesting that gay people also need to be deluded in order to be happy? Interesting hypothesis, but rather wrong.
Rush123
MemberJesus christ this image is amazing.
oh wait
Imaderule34
MemberDon't talk like you know what the hell happens when we die. Get over yourself. You could die and become a fucking pine cone for all the knowledge you have.
Granberia
PrivilegedAwesome! Can I also become a pine cone when I die?
Bad Cannon
MemberOOOOOOOO! Me to!
Imaderule34
MemberWell that was downvoted to shit. I agree completely though. images and comments like this are only meant to offend. telling someone what they believe in is wrong because you don't agree is just ass move.
Granberia
Privilegedpost #235742
Because they are awesome! And they are better than god - they actually exists.
Um, no. Not because "you don't agree".
All religions are wrong because they can't prove that anything they believe actually exists. And yes, the burden of proof is on their side - just like for people who claim that they have dragon under their bed.
Christianity is additionally more wrong because it is based on book which worship the god that is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
Peekaboo
PrivilegedNo lol_comments yet? Let me fix that.
Doctor Industris
MemberHmmm... never thought I'd see religious arguments on a furry based board...
Imaderule34
MemberYeah I don't really care if It's right or not. You don't have proof of nonexistence yet here you are saying how You know what exist and doesn't.
Who put you on the planet?
Evolution? God? Or a fetus dosed in alcohol? Doesn't really matter.
Chef Red
MemberNo. Bad.
Granberia
PrivilegedI would say that it really does matter. It matter whether or not you are product of invisible psychopathic manchild, and all diseases are made just because he thinks it's part of his great plan.
Probably for you "evolution" is just word you heard from your teacher. You didn't really bother to get what it means. However people who don't have attitude "I don't bother, so anyone else shouldn't bother." know that on answer on whether we're created by some god, or by evolution depends whether we should still make medications, or we should pray/make lawsuit against invisible man. Hint - practice shows that people praying instead taking medications are idiots.
And you don't have proof that you are not Barbados. Until you give something that proves otherwise I'm not talking to you, you ban evader!
Imaderule34
MemberWhat? how Am I a ban evader? That doesn't even make sense.
I'm not gonna try to prove I know what evolution means and I'm not gonna prove something I don't really believe in either.
And frankly I don't really care about proving anything to you. Why should i care if YOU don't believe in something? That's not my point and I'm done with this conversation. The only reason you upload these images is to get into arguments so really you're just a troll.
Granberia
PrivilegedYou know that you could avoid seeing this image by blacklisting sacrilegious tag, right? Posting mlp images is not trolling mlp haters. Posting sacrilegious pics is not trolling religious people.
Imaderule34
MemberI Just noticed their was one and I did add It to my black list. But you and I both know you only uploaded this to piss people off. Therefore trolling.
dannydowd
MemberNo just no >:(
SirAntagonist
Memberlol religion on the internet
None of us know what's at the end. It may be evil, it may be good, it may be nothing. We glorify Jesus and Yahweh as good, but who's to say that Lucifer wasn't the true god? Who's to say they exist at all?
Or Gilda knew that people would find this funny. I certainly did.
Imaderule34
MemberI agree. We really don't know and can't know so we might as well respect each other's beliefs. And yeah Gilda was just trolling. But we both got flagged so it's over now.
SirAntagonist
MemberWell, respect only goes so far.
At the point where free speech is considered "blasphemy" then I think it's violating my rights. Anyone who didn't wish to see this could have just blacklisted sacrilegious. I don't think Gilda was trolling. He/she was probably just in it for the laughs. You can't respect everyone's beliefs, remember. post #141818 was far more offensive from this, and was widely well-received.
Just say'n.
SirAntagonist
Member*Than this. Yeesh, I'm out of it.
Hyper Beam
MemberYou could at least bother to credit Richard Dawkins for his work. >_> I really don't find your lack of originality incredulous.
Hyper Beam
MemberI'd imagine you, of all people, would realize that how well-received something is is more of a matter of localization than actual content. This website is (apparently) predominantly American, which is essentially the only defining factor in the uproarious pseudo-intellectual "debate" occurring above.
Swiftkill
MemberWHy the hell you think that? e621 even not hosted in USA, also it was created as alternative to American one, due to their "Patriot Act" policy is much-much harsher than that. . It's probably your egocentrism (if you're American) or fanatism saying that.
SirAntagonist
MemberI'm aware.
My point was as such: deleting this while allowing the Mohammad picture to remain here is myopic and religiocentric. To silence the words of those you don't like and to allow the words of those you do makes the site partial and elitist.
That being said, it would be much appreciated it you didn't try to start this up again.
Ryuzaki Tritium
MemberYes it is. In Arizona.
Cuddlyzebesian
MemberSomehow comments about religion are rampant, where the entire point is missed.
The point being painting eggs on Jesus's testicles is fucking funny.
Hyper Beam
Member...wow, the other guy was well informed. .-.
Hyper Beam
MemberWait, what exactly was I starting? o_o Also, I don't specifically recall anyone saying that the image should be deleted.
Aluminum Foil
MemberAnd they laughed at me for encouraging transhumanism.
AKBAR THE CORNCOB
MemberMeme lane
Naw, more like just another opinion.
We have proof of nonexistance for "god". WE HAVE GONE TO SPACE.
We also know *what* put us on this planet, it was a meteorite.
And also, evolution has been studied, and recorded, and it is the truth.
True dat, the only problem is that THAT compares to stabbing someone to death and another person, and when the authorities saying, " You can't arrest me for one murder, otherwise you'll be saying the other victim is legally murdered!"
Ya see where this is going?
SirAntagonist
MemberThe fuck are you smoking? You'd just be arrested for 2 murders.
AKBAR THE CORNCOB
MemberThen why aren't both pics removed? I honestly don't care, but some do.
Ranzark
MemberE621 avenue, youtube boulevard, Facebook plaza, Twitter Street, May i say more?
SirAntagonist
MemberBecause we don't remove a picture just because it fucking offends someone. That's what the blacklist is for.
AKBAR THE CORNCOB
MemberTrue dat. I'm listening to the walrus song, it makes me totally unable to even get the slightest unhappy!
ArtSkunk EsmeBelles
MemberWe have cub rape, rape, nazism, shit and piss, castration, snuff, even 9/11 and holocaust joke images. Goodluck with that.
BangBear
MemberNever thought I'd see a theological debate on a site for cartoon animal porn.
warlordofpeace
MemberNot very Christ-like.
Also " insulting to Christians and Christianity."? Really?
Fisting Holes
Memberpeople will always argue and try to defend what they think is right or "their ways".
The internet gives them the power to do so without remorse.
And while this is subtly porn, I only hope that something could be done about this terrible war going on in the comments section.
rainbowpanda1213
MemberWell these are just fun comments XD Its funny how there are three sides here too.
Those who give a fuck, those who don't, and others that are just like what the fuck XD
Naysayer1230
MemberSounds like he NAILED it.
madninjaskillz
MemberHere's how I see it: the artist is pointing out that Easter has become all about egg hunts and bunnies, not about the Crucifixion anymore. thus, for being a mildly amusing PSA, I upvote this.
AshleyKitty
MemberMaybe for you. I doubt any of my dead relatives would want to know what I've been up to down here, and quite frankly, that's not a conversation I want to have *if* I go to heaven.
"Grandma! Grandpa! I missed you!"
"YOU DID WHAT?! WITH HOW MANY BOYS?! WOMEN TOO??!!"
Lol wait, I forgot, according to the bible, I'm not allowed to be a person, and enjoy all that life has to offer. I'm supposed to take care of my husband, take care of the cooking and cleaning, and suffer my chastity whenever my husband feels like it, in missionary. And I'm not allowed to enjoy it like the sinful whore I am by birth.
Thanks bible. Without you, I'd never know my place in this world!
Ryuzaki Tritium
MemberThis is why I gave up on Christianity a LONG time ago.
AshleyKitty
MemberReligion in general is a fat hoax. But I think Catholicism is the worst of it. They're the bible thumping, wrist slapping ruler cracking bigots.
Ryuzaki Tritium
MemberI actually had a plan once to learn Italian and go try and become the Pope, then reshape the entire Catholic religion.
Which is probably not allowed, but still.
Blackphantom770
BlockedWhat? A Religeon argument on e6?
I'm gonna leave this alone...
6 am and yall got me fucked up!
AshleyKitty
MemberJust make them believe you have the backing of God.
Ryuzaki Tritium
MemberI actually think there's a rule that is basically "Everything the Pope says is true and must be upheld" in the religion.
AshleyKitty
MemberProbably. Any rube who believes in a mystic man in the clouds will believe what is clearly a control scheme.
ArtSkunk EsmeBelles
Membereven more interesting is that Jesus partook in gay activitys himself. Its the people who eventually turned it into a religion that warped it into a massive homophobic cult.
DemonicFuckery
MemberMaybe turn the other cheek?
...
joke? Anyone?
...
aww fuck now more people will get buthurt.
Theclarinetist
BlockedI don't know but I think this needs the where_is_your_god_now tag...
Oracle of Pelor
MemberI must be human, because I love people making fools of themselves when not necessary. By the Lord Pine-cone Macholett, I sure enjoy the misfortune of others because Sy-chol-lo-gy says so.
FlykrTheDove
Membercan i be your pine tree?
SalaciousLupine49
MemberEh I think the current one is making fair progress on that
Frogman417
MemberWhy the fuck are people arguing about religion on a porn site?
W0LFB3AT5
MemberPfhah! This is better than reading YouTube comments... XD
Fohsen
MemberI can say the same, not cool.
Lucariofan98
MemberWith fire!
AshleyKitty
MemberWay late to this party, but the irony of your post speaks for itself.
That, and your tl;dr second post is pretty much the most pretentious form of double think I've seen off of youtube.
AshleyKitty
MemberApparently "bigot" is the only argument your narrow mind can come up with. Like calling someone else a "troll" just to try and discredit them.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dilemma
Logical fallacy. The court resides, you're not worth debating. Judge sustains. I'll not be coming back to engage with your pathetically narrow slanderous viewpoints again. Bye.
Grapefish
BlockedYeah, I can't really say that disliking bigots for being bigots, makes one a bigot. That doesn't really work with me.
Being intolerant of intolerance doesn't make someone a bigot. =\
Dickard
MemberDenying someone basic human rights is definitely nowhere near the same as trying to help someone who is clearly delusional and/or brainwashed.
Dickard
MemberOffense is not given; It is taken.
BurningBushes
MemberSo many zealotous atheists bashing on a religion for no reason...it's sad that people have to hate each other on s site made for porn. It's like a disease.
Michael94
MemberNah, with all the people dying in the world today, and the total lack of pine trees, you're just wrong.
Imaderule34
MemberLeave the necromancy to the pros bro.
Ruvik21
MemberRuvik21
MemberForgot to space my quote
BlitzDaHyena
MemberSweet mother of Neil deGrasse Tyson why
Ruvik21
MemberThere is a God and you are going to fucking regret this you worthless sack of rotten monkey shit.
Umbrelievable
MemberI'm highly offended.
Brother nikolai
MemberMy life is complete.
Lovestruck Warrior
MemberI know what happens when we die, I can see it and I can explain why. The concept of a soul is already hopeless, a full afterlife is straight-up megalomany.
Vani2h
MemberStupid art!
TacticusAnguis
BlockedI know this is 4 years late. But what if its a single edged sword?
FluffyBearLove
MemberI've gotta say, this is the main reason why I disagree with Christianity, aside from that, let's keep it simple. I believe what I believe, you believe what you believe, don't impede on my beliefs and I won't yours, and live your life however you like, just stay outa my way.
LeoHKepler
MemberReligion truly is the best way to kill a boner.
Honestly I think the arguments that naturally arise from this kind of stuff are about as ridiculous as it gets; people on two sides insisting they know something that, by definition, isn't knowable by humans.
Everyone is either trying to "weaponize" their beliefs against an opposing faction, or simply trying to be antagonistic to one side or the other. All while its entirely moot; death is for the living, anything after that obviously isn't. It's a waste of time arguing about it regardless as nobody will change their mind about any of it.
If it weren't for our obsession with "what does/doesn't happen after death" people would spend a lot more energy enjoying life. So people arguing about religion is a waste of life.
After all, if whatever happens (or doesn't happen) after death was truly so important to the living as religion makes it out to be, it would be ingrained in our very being to simply know. The fact that we not only don't know, but it seems there is no way to know regardless of how hard we try, tells me one of two things is true:
Either A) Nothing happens
or B) It isn't integral to our existence here to know, so we are ignoring what is integral to us; life.
I realize that I'm presuming we are born with all the knowledge we need to survive, but any information integral to our survival we are born with and additional info is easy to gather and evident to all creatures: When to eat, how to move, what to do when faced with danger, how to breath, etc.. All those things have automatic responses, told to us by our very nature. Any additional knowledge that we have accrued over these thousands of years, as comfortable as it may make us, has nothing to do with our basic survival needs. Religion portrays knowledge of the afterlife like it's not only integral to our lives, but also an immortal soul that supposedly bears much more importance than life itself. Yet we have gathered no more than speculative knowledge on it after thousands of years trying. That tells me one thing; regardless of whether there is an after-death or not, religion doesn't have any more answers than we are born with.
Phew, sorry about the wall of text. I know I'm wasting my breath, but it's compulsory.
Meanwhile... Jesus getting his balls painted by the Easter bunny is fucking hilarious, existentialism aside.
Mikelike
MemberGod, I Love the Commentsection on this Site :-)
berfucks
MemberGood grief. Imagine arguing on a website designed for people to jack off.
ACSB
Memberlol just seeing the amount of butthurt caused by this image amuses me. On one hand, you got the religious dipshits being offended as usual, and on the other, you got the morons who think that atheism = intellectual, trying to act intelligent while still looking just as stupid as the first group.
AdetteFuture
MemberI know, right? It's kinda dumb. If you don't like it, blacklist the artist/tag(s) you don't wanna see and continue on with your day. It's truly not that hard.
StardustWuff
BlockedPeople so butthurt over nothing. Religion is ego. That's why your deities know you so well, patrol your thoughts and impulses, and watch you have a good paw. God is the vanity of humankind, and that's why it is and should be mocked.
Spiritual beliefs are fine but religion is indoctrination into a control system put in place by stone age smart people to have their bread and circus and excuse their barbaric nature
theSexanouncer
MemberOh, the humanity.
This image is, to put it simply a caricatured representation of its own comments; this image is a caricature of the new testament; this image is above all, a caricature of human nature.
Melikethisite
MemberBuddy we don't blasphemise other's religions.
Lexafar
MemberYup that is pretty much what will happen when we die, its just the natural course of biological things , i can the avalanche of nagging coming your way though dude , from all people who cant accept their own intracendency
Amber the Cub
MemberHAHAHAHHA!~! YEAH! So FUNNY!
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