What does $50 get me? A more stay-at-home experience?

What does $100 do for me?

How is this overweight?

Incest is inevitable

I'd like some of mommies milk.

How much for a more permanent purchase?

How much to just marry me?

She's not overweight, she's just a bit on the THICC side of things.

Sweet. I get home at 6:20, I'll expect dinner to be ready by then.