Topic: If you could have sex with somebody, and they tasted like fruit

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Lili, the Chinese webcam chick.
Probably grape.

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I don't care much about who as long as they taste like cherries :V

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NotMeNotYou said:
Why fruit?

Fuck and fire up the grill.

This.

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NotMeNotYou said:
Why fruit?

Fuck and fire up the grill.

So you want to cook an eat them?

To clarify, they're saying that your partner, should you perform oral, would taste like said fruit.

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I heard something about if a woman eats enough of a certain fruit (I think apples are the most effective) her pussy juices will taste like said fruit. Is there any truth to that? Not like I'm gonna find out in my lifetime. Me no like the pussy.

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FatherOfGray said:
I heard something about if a woman eats enough of a certain fruit (I think apples are the most effective) her pussy juices will taste like said fruit. Is there any truth to that? Not like I'm gonna find out in my lifetime. Me no like the pussy.

AFAIK, anything you ingest or put on your body will change what comes out changing your smell, the build of what comes out of you (from blood to feces) and even the taste.

Though you aren't going to smell or taste exactly like what you ingest. At most you'll simply not smell and you will taste "sweet" as opposed to "salty", "sour" or "bitter".

Using chemicals may make you smell better temporarily through artificial means but the change to your body chemically would be negative causing bitter tastes and strange textures. The best you can do is having a healthy diet with more foods with neutral smells than others while staying clean regularly.

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Ko-san said:
So you want to cook an eat them?

To clarify, they're saying that your partner, should you perform oral, would taste like said fruit.

Who cares what they taste like when they will be tasty roast in an hour?

You people are strange.

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Kämpfer said:
Which is why nutritionists advise eating plenty of vegetarians.

NotMeNotYou said:
Who cares what they taste like when they will be tasty roast in an hour?

You people are strange.

I got a laugh out of these, heh

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All those lemon flavored people would end up alone! Unless we're grilling, in which case you just add pepper...jk

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.... I want her skin to taste like Bananas and her juice to taste like Strawberries...

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furrypickle said:
All those lemon flavored people would end up alone! Unless we're grilling, in which case you just add pepper...jk

I drink lemon juice straight. Feels good!

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I know pepper isn't a fruit, but after sex I can taste it on my lips, and smell it in my clothes.
That's a terrible reference...

But for serious, Kari Byron, fruit punch.

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memeboy said:
you're mom, and she taste like lemon party

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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Known fact. Meat and protein make you taste foul. Fruit and veggies on the other hand cause sweetness, ect.

I know this for a fact since I know someone who tastes like apples.an another who tastes like mango.
Both are 98% veggieterrors

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Esme_Belles said:
Known fact. Meat and protein make you taste foul. Fruit and veggies on the other hand cause sweetness, ect.

I know this for a fact since I know someone who tastes like apples.an another who tastes like mango.
Both are 98% veggieterrors

You eat people?
:O

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But ain't nobody got time ta eat da fruits n healthy stuff!

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