Is it illegal if you film porn of yourself when you're a minor, and then keep/distribute it when you're older? And I don't mean you get kidnapped and forced to make child porn and later decide to keep it, I mean you, of your own free will, videotape yourself having sex and keep it.

Yes, it is. For both you and the other parties involved.

What if I still have the same body I had when I was 16

Knotty_Curls said:
What if I still have the same body I had when I was 16

What if I'm 1000 but looks 14?

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
Is it illegal if you film porn of yourself when you're a minor, and then keep/distribute it when you're older?

Yes. The law somehow sees this as exploiting yourself. They presumably don't want anything to blur the line, so there are no exceptions.

Yes and the law will fuck you up

AKBAR_THE_CORNCOB said:
Is it illegal if you film porn of yourself when you're a minor, and then keep/distribute it when you're older? And I don't mean you get kidnapped and forced to make child porn and later decide to keep it, I mean you, of your own free will, videotape yourself having sex and keep it.

There were a couple teenagers recently in the United States who were arrested for this exact thing. They took nude selfies and sent them to each other, and are now being charged with possession and production of child pornography.

Penn and Teller's "Bullshit" actually had an episode about age of consent (which varies from state to state) - and this whole "kids sending dirty pictures of themselves to other kids" issue got brought up.

Some kid got put on a sex offender registry because a girl decided to send him a dirty picture that he didn't even want.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1685163/

Knotty_Curls said:
What if I still have the same body I had when I was 16

So... you're Andy Milanokis?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090608135741AARLUwM

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
Some kid got put on a sex offender registry because a girl decided to send him a dirty picture that he didn't even want.

Welcome to modern society and it's glorious justice system

This probably isn't good news for me. I started sleeping around a lot when I was 11, and occasionally recorded it. The tapes are probably still in an attic somewhere.

Vicar said:
I started sleeping around a lot when I was 11, and occasionally recorded it.

whoa um

Rustyy said:
Welcome to modern society and it's glorious justice system

Meanwhile, somewhere, a lemonade stand is probably getting raided by the FBI

TruckNutz said:
Meanwhile, somewhere, a lemonade stand is probably getting raided by the FBI

"DROP THE LEMONADE RIGHT NOW! WE KNOW YOU'RE GUILTY, SALLY!"

TruckNutz said:
Meanwhile, somewhere, a lemonade stand is probably getting raided by the FBI

Nah, everything settled down after a while, heck, they even bought some lemonade... but little did they know it was laced with CYANIDE!

I don't know about the FBI, but I've seen a cop shut down my childhood friend's lemonade stand for not having a food permit. Legal systems are so silly sometimes.

Fenrick said:
whoa um

You shouldn't be surprised. It was south Mississippi in the late 90s. Everyone was broke and looking for something ((someone?)) to fill their time.

Vicar said: sleeping around a lot when I was 11, and occasionally recorded it. The tapes are probably still in an attic somewhere.

I hope you don't own a dog

TruckNutz said:
Meanwhile, somewhere, a lemonade stand is probably getting raided by the FBI

TheHuskyK9 said:
"DROP THE LEMONADE RIGHT NOW! WE KNOW YOU'RE GUILTY, SALLY!"

Plot Twist: That's not lemonade she's serving.

Mana_Dragon_Flammie said:
So... you're Andy Milanokis?

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090608135741AARLUwM

I look 14 when I have a clean shave (or so everyone says) and I am actually in my twenties.

You have no idea how many times I have been offered a kids menu at restaurants before. It sucks.

SirBrownBear said:
Nah, everything settled down after a while, heck, they even bought some lemonade... but little did they know it was laced with CYANIDE!

Um... I may sound like an idiot but doesn't lemonade already have cyanide in it? I mean, not lethal or even harmful amounts, but still.

I know for a fact that real, freshly squeezed apple juice has cyanide in it, but it's prolonged exposure to the air makes it safe, plus it's not even that much anyway. In fact, you'd have to have about two cups of apple seeds and squeeze the juice out of them all at once and then immediately drink it for it to be even remotely lethal. (Cyanide in apples comes from the inside of the apple seeds I think)

So does that apply to lemons too or just apples?

Vicar said:
You shouldn't be surprised. It was south Mississippi in the late 90s. Everyone was broke and looking for something ((someone?)) to fill their time.

yo for real, back in Florida when I was like 11 or 12, and I was hanging out with older kids trying to be cool. Kids and teens are scary

TheHuskyK9 said:
"DROP THE LEMONADE RIGHT NOW! WE KNOW YOU'RE GUILTY, SALLY!"

In a deep, manly voice

You caught me. But you can never keep me locked up behind bars. You'll see! You'll ALL SEE!!! Do you hear me?! I AM THE MATRIX!!!

Kristal_Candeo said:
Um... I may sound like an idiot but doesn't lemonade already have cyanide in it? I mean, not lethal or even harmful amounts, but still.

I know for a fact that real, freshly squeezed apple juice has cyanide in it, but it's prolonged exposure to the air makes it safe, plus it's not even that much anyway. In fact, you'd have to have about two cups of apple seeds and squeeze the juice out of them all at once and then immediately drink it for it to be even remotely lethal. (Cyanide in apples comes from the inside of the apple seeds I think)

So does that apply to lemons too or just apples?

You normally don't juice the seeds, so it shouldn't contain any. At least not if you juice them per hand, it'll probably look different in a factory setting.

Kristal_Candeo said:
Um... I may sound like an idiot but doesn't lemonade already have cyanide in it? I mean, not lethal or even harmful amounts, but still.

I know for a fact that real, freshly squeezed apple juice has cyanide in it, but it's prolonged exposure to the air makes it safe, plus it's not even that much anyway. In fact, you'd have to have about two cups of apple seeds and squeeze the juice out of them all at once and then immediately drink it for it to be even remotely lethal. (Cyanide in apples comes from the inside of the apple seeds I think)

So does that apply to lemons too or just apples?

Cyanide is a compound that occurs in the seeds of many plant families we eat, including rutaceae (citrus) and rosaceae (apple), so very small amounts may be present in the juice. It can also be found in foods such as spinach, bamboo shoots, almonds (also rosaceae), lima beans, and tapioca. In small doses, cyanide in the body can be changed into thiocyanate, which is less harmful and is excreted in urine. Cyanide in small amounts can also combine with another chemical to form vitamin B12, interestingly. Basically, any amount found in foods we eat isn't enough to hurt us. However, I believe that in very rare cases a person may not be able to assimilate these small doses properly and can become ill.

Another interesting compound is arsenic. It is even more common than cyanide (it's everywhere, so it gets in plants and animals), and when researchers removed it from the diet and environment of birds and mammals they became ill; some developed reproductive problems. The offspring of these arsenic-deprived adults were born with developmental problems. When arsenic was put back into the adult animal's diets, the problems were completely reversed. It's very likely that we need it as well, but this is virtually impossible to prove, as arsenic is ubiquitous to the environment.

Cool stuff, eh? ^.^

Aeruginis said:
Cyanide is a compound that occurs in the seeds of many plant families we eat, including rutaceae (citrus) and rosaceae (apple), so very small amounts may be present in the juice. It can also be found in foods such as spinach, bamboo shoots, almonds (also rosaceae), lima beans, and tapioca. In small doses, cyanide in the body can be changed into thiocyanate, which is less harmful and is excreted in urine. Cyanide in small amounts can also combine with another chemical to form vitamin B12, interestingly. Basically, any amount found in foods we eat isn't enough to hurt us. However, I believe that in very rare cases a person may not be able to assimilate these small doses properly and can become ill.

Another interesting compound is arsenic. It is even more common than cyanide (it's everywhere, so it gets in plants and animals), and when researchers removed it from the diet and environment of birds and mammals they became ill; some developed reproductive problems. The offspring of these arsenic-deprived adults were born with developmental problems. When arsenic was put back into the adult animal's diets, the problems were completely reversed. It's very likely that we need it as well, but this is virtually impossible to prove, as arsenic is ubiquitous to the environment.

Cool stuff, eh? ^.^

I think you're in the wrong thread here... You want the mindblow thread xD

Furrin_Gok said:
I think you're in the wrong thread here... You want the mindblow thread xD

K, I'll post it there too ;)

I didn't think such thing exists. But yeah I'm glad it's illegal. Don't want free material for baby boinkers.

Wtf?

Aeruginis said:
*cool stuff*

Cool stuff indeed.

I heard some guy in New Zealand tried posion infant powder milk with Ecstasy/party pills. Does that count the same here??

Source: nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11648589

FurryLover001 said:
I heard some guy in New Zealand tried posion infant powder milk with Ecstasy/party pills. Does that count the same here??

Source: nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11648589

that's horrible but what does it have to do with the topic of child porn?

FurryLover001 said:
I heard some guy in New Zealand tried posion infant powder milk with Ecstasy/party pills. Does that count the same here??

"Everyone needs to try it at least once, maaan, might as well be sooner."
Anyway, yeah... I don't see how that's related at all.

Kristal_Candeo said:
I look 14 when I have a clean shave (or so everyone says) and I am actually in my twenties.

You have no idea how many times I have been offered a kids menu at restaurants before. It sucks.

Hmm, that might make things awkward, or interesting... not sure which. I umm... is it weird that I always thought Andy Milanokis was / is cute?

huh, expected this thread to turn out 999% more cringey based on the title. Where are all the folks that come onto cub posts on this site and shitpost about how we're all pedophiles?

Dragonlayer said:
huh, expected this thread to turn out 999% more cringey based on the title. Where are all the folks that come onto cub posts on this site and shitpost about how we're all pedophiles?

good question. another good question would be: do you really want them to come thus risking flames?

Kristal_Candeo said:
I look 14 when I have a clean shave (or so everyone says) and I am actually in my twenties.

You have no idea how many times I have been offered a kids menu at restaurants before. It sucks.

Heh. I was twice offered alcohol at restaurants when I was 17. Too bad I have zero interest in the stuff or I'd have been able to get away with it for a while.

Dragonlayer said:
huh, expected this thread to turn out 999% more cringey based on the title. Where are all the folks that come onto cub posts on this site and shitpost about how we're all pedophiles?

Already banned for doing that in the past.

treos said:
that's horrible but what does it have to do with the topic of child porn?

I don't know, the title of this thread is pretty incorrectly unsuited for it's description, so I thought I would just go with the flow. :3