loiqe said:
Blank?
if i die and you're near my grave you are in the terror radius (20km). if you do not run you will perish faster because i will be actively attempting to kill you.
Finally...its over
The baby birds cry and screech, their voices grating against the ears. Their cries may be heard for miles, and are almost unbearable at close range. "Mother," they plead, "Mother, please, we need our fix. We are addicted to the sweet flavor of Marlboro™. We cannot live without them. Please, just one more drag... Please, Mother..."
Aaaaannnd we’re back.
That was fun… :3
my thang is still up
Daleport996 said:
I lant to smoke reed lith Rendy lho ras latching me open Rikipeida on my Slitch rhen she ras on the lay home in the rhite lide-body van.I cheated the system! My blip is gonna look strange after April fool's over.
Edit: Didn't mean to reply to whoever that was.
Yes! It worked! No one noticed, and my blip does look weird!
@Denix: You're a genius
Just kidding OwO
You awe nevew fwee
The bwainwot consumes aww :3
it's over
we are free
poopjuice said:
the admin have officially lost their minds
thankfully as a janitor my mind is fully intact
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor, shall be lifted, nevermore.
just lhy
I was listening to this as I pulled into a gas station and when I got out of the car the guy at the pump next to me said: "How good is the drum and bass?"
HenloFurret said:
Reading the comments today has been like watching Elmer Fudd having a stroke in the middle of having the other kind of stroke.
perfect explanation
I just logged on. I see it. This must have taken a moment to do. Why e6 people? Why did they forsake us?
Reading the comments today has been like watching Elmer Fudd having a stroke in the middle of having the other kind of stroke.
I think I’m going insane but im getting used to the self inflicted hotdog theme torture I put myself through. It’s not too bad. Just a red instead of a blue.
sipothac said:
are you saying that the team of admins, whose ranks feature a fully sapient AI and an MLP character trapped in the real world, might be a little weird?that's preposterous.
"whose ranks" looks really weird with owo speech
poopjuice said:
the admin have officially lost their minds
are you saying that the team of admins, whose ranks feature a fully sapient AI and an MLP character trapped in the real world, might be a little weird?
that's preposterous.
the admin have officially lost their minds
I think that seeing everyone speak in a dialect similar to fluffspeak has like-- unlocked something in me; some sadism I had buried.
I've not felt such enjoyment out of people being unreasonably upset about something so minor since I used to read through the comments on posts featuring Phinora or other anthro fluffies on the booru.
sanestvaporeonfan said:
cinder whyyyyy
I was so confused but now I love this site
You guys should have replaced the "TH" with a "D" for more chaos.
Edit: And "OU" with "EW" so "you" is "yew" now I'm remembering.
Now this is a good one
@Critical_Stiban: co𝗈𝗋s 𝗅ight would kill you in 1 second.
https://e621.net/posts/4341841? Reading these comments is amazing today
God I love April Fools. It's the best holiday. Better than Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Hanukkah, and any other holiday I didn't mention. |\>w</|
"There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed of eating his shoe, he woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream come true.”
Had to toss in my own little uwu poem.
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Citizens,
Why must we be subjected to this ignominious “UwU” on this day?
-37th U.S. Head of State.
The uwupocalypse is still here
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“‘Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Edgar Allan Poe
This mode really enhances the poem.
i am going to get high as fuck
Dripen_Arn said:
too late...you are afflicted!
Nuuuuu QwQ
I’ve never seen the blips blow up like this ever since the UwU alteration temporarily switched up… Ha!
why my thang go up
IM A HAPPY FAPPY FURRY URU *NUZZRES UR BURGE FROM ACROSS THE MASON-DIXON LINE*
this blip is dedicated to the brave mujahideen fighters.
I lant to smoke reed lith Rendy lho ras latching me open Rikipeida on my Slitch rhen she ras on the lay home in the rhite lide-body van.
I cheated the system! My blip is gonna look strange after April fool's over.
Edit: Didn't mean to reply to whoever that was.
The update doesn't function with case.
E.g. "FINALLY"---the na-ification is matched insensitive, but outputs downcase.
In addition, they haven't pushed the update to match the device time. It's way ahead of 4/1 on my end.
I feel like I'm having a stroke
loiqe said:
among us
when imposter is sus
@ArtSkunk_EsmeBelles: 𝗇uh uh
BuizelLover said:
Did the staff at e621 make a script that makes everyone type the UwU way or did I miss a memo?
welcome to e621's April surprise XD i still remember the red dot fiasco
loiqe said:
among us
boo you need to be loud an proud! UwU
among us
Just want to test this now
I hope there will be a toggle to keep the uwu text on after April fools
OMG, every comment has been UwU-fyed, this is hilarious XD
Did the staff at e621 make a script that makes everyone type the UwU way or did I miss a memo?
I did n'ot 5ea1ize it is f001's day, but my contingent p1an has been in'itia1ized. I am a 5ebe1 n'ow.
loiqe said:
hell incarnate. hell on earth. the pain and suffering of millions of people. the world is rotting. a deserted land with holograms of fake people.
Cou1d n'ot ag5ee mo5e
hell incarnate. hell on earth. the pain and suffering of millions of people. the world is rotting. a deserted land with holograms of fake people.
Will the UwU text last for today and tomorrow?
You’d figured it’ll only last till April 1st. But now?
Bruh, I sound ridiculous!
😆
Finyawwy! I can wwite in UwU and Evwewyonye wiww think I'm nyowmaw
happy apwiw foows
It took hundreds of porn posts for me to realize what was happening with the accents in these text boxes! I literally thought this was a wave of mass hysteria! Lol!
somethingedgey said:
Where is my hotdog style e621 at :(
Fuck it. Self inflicted hotdog theme. Let’s fucking go!
I love how everyone on the site is having a mental breakdown over this. This rules.
Mairo said:
Reading my comments today makes it feel like people aren't taking me seriously and some kid is talking back to what I'm saying.
I can confirm. Had a mad chuckle at reading this. This is the best April fools joke. Better than the forced hotdog theme for the day.
My favorite thing to do wif UwU filters is to say something utterly disturbing, like.
LuceoX30 said:
Yeah, I'm getting antsy because my avatar's post is 2 weeks old and not getting any approval, even if it follows the rules, as far as I'm able to see.
you taking that message back up top today hit me as i was miki mo-mo on the path of a van
dwipen awn...
It was nine twenty-nine
Nine twenty-nine, back street, big city
The sun was going down
There was music all around, it felt so right
It was one of those nights
One of those nights when you feel the world stop turning
You were standing there
There was music in the air
I should have been away
But I knew I had to stay
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wait, it's some kind of script doing the uwu speak? i thought it was just some inside joke a lot of people were in on
America
Where is my hotdog style e621 at :(
notjustfortheapi said:
So to those active on E621 today, avoid using 𝖫 and 𝖱 in posted comments if you do not want the "UwU" speech effect, 𝖮𝖱 just use some Unicode 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 I am
Oh fuck how wiII i avoid this pRRRRRRank
sanestvaporeonfan said:
This blip will stay the same after april fools is over
cinder whyyyyy
