I just wrote some Song lyrics for a Song that i named Sad McDonalds Meme Love Song, Yes i know it is unoriginal but i tried

I met her in Sheboygan at a McDonald after i took some of that damp weed growing in Asmongold’s basement, I can still recall the stolen gucchi she wore. She was drownin' in the quicksand by the play area, and I knew that I would upchuck on the sand since she smelled like a skunk in heat.

I promised her I'd salivate forever for her, She said to me there was no other guy for her other then me, But who'd have thought she’d blast off with her guru named Felix, I never had the chance to say goodbye as she and him blasted off to Ikea!.